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Brian

About Me

Professional rehabilitation analyst.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can fart and vomit in mid-air,

My Blog

10 reasons why Long Island is like wet silly putty.

  Howdy, Corkshuckers!      If you don't know already, I live in Long Island now.  I'm going to school here.  I hate this place.  I've been here for six mo...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 16:17:00 GMT

Homer Simpson is really Santa Claus!!!???

     For the longest time, I despised blow-up Christmas lawn decorations.  You know the ones I'm talking about.  I didn't think it is was fair to the children to put all ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 21:13:00 GMT

MY NEW HOME IS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATING...YO!

I live in the wilderness of the great Adirondacks, in a house made of rocks & sticks and muddy love, where I open assorted cans of beans with my teeth, cook eggs on hot rocks, and bathe amongst an...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:59:00 GMT