10 reasons why Long Island is like wet silly putty. |
Howdy, Corkshuckers!
If you don't know already, I live in Long Island now. I'm going to school here. I hate this place. I've been here for six mo... Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 16:17:00 GMT |
Homer Simpson is really Santa Claus!!!??? |
For the longest time, I despised blow-up Christmas lawn decorations. You know the ones I'm talking about. I didn't think it is was fair to the children to put all ... Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 21:13:00 GMT |
MY NEW HOME IS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATING...YO! |
I live in the wilderness of the great Adirondacks, in a house made of rocks & sticks and muddy love, where I open assorted cans of beans with my teeth, cook eggs on hot rocks, and bathe amongst an... Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:59:00 GMT |