Text: Steve Gerber; Illustration: Val Mayerik
I'm quiet, introspective, and enjoy reading, and that's not the easiest way to meet people, and certainly was not effective during college or gradschool. I am something of an ivory tower intellectual, artistic, opinionated,underemployed, spiritual (attend a non-mainstream church regularly), affectionate, non-smoker,non-drinker, no drugs. I am interested in cinema,theatre, (my tastes lean toward the avant-garde),classical music & opera (with a preference forpost-War/contemporary/minimalist work, but my taste ismuch broader than that), classic and progressive rock,museums, literature, history, and science. I enjoydebating political views and do not adhere to anyparticular party (and since New York doesn't have anopen primary, I don't vote in primary elections). I amnot really into sports, especially not watching themon television.
The tests below the list of my major writings are those that I feel best reflect my personality and I would astimate their accuracy to be in a percentile in the high nineties, except maybe the Advanced Global Personality Test, which I don't really get. Those I don't feel so strongly about go in my blog only. Full-length plays:What Killed BartókAway from the Prosaic Gas-Light: A Theatrical Celebration of the Works of L. Frank BaumMisused Minds: Curse of the Educated YouthMusic that Inspired Misused Minds:caricature of Ashleigh Juran, a principal characterFeature screenplays:Monster in My Pocket (unauthorized--stopped at 243 pages, though I had about 45 minutes more material to write when the copyright holder changed their mind about wanting to read it)The Life of Timon of Athens (after Shakespeare)What Killed Bartók (adapted from my play)The Sketch (current project--93 pages in) Elmhurst (next project, an opera for film after Baum's _Aunt Jane's Nieces_)Novel:Tip of Oz (The Oz Book for 1991)see http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/openlaw/eldredvashcroft/supct/a mici/caa.pdf , page 11, for why I haven't published it.Selected shorter works:The Trip (short story)The Quest for _____ (short film)Excerpt of Emerald City (video segment of David Williamson play)Dhyrak: A Dramatic Work for Three Players and Camera (short screenplay)How to Make Dhyrak: A Dramatic Work for Three Players and CameraThe Hollow People (short screenplay)review of The Wiz soundtrack in Film Score Monthly, June 1999BasCelik: A Folktale from Serbia (short play for shadow puppets)The Conformists of Oz (short story)The Miracle of Water (short play)Knife, Lift, Water (current short story project--2004)Emergence of Dreamquest (surreal short story, 3/19/2006)The Opinions of Those Not Living (dark fantasy short story, 7/2006)Wikipedia updates: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Scottandrewhutchins I have sung with the Bronx Opera, Collegium Westchester, currently sing with Voices in Unity , and am interested in starting an eclectic, unclassifiable new music ensemble called Original Motion Picture Soundtrack.No surprise here, (and interestingly, although I always liked the Flash, I'm most unlike him):
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 70% Hulk 70% Superman 65% Batman 65% Green Lantern 55% Robin 50% Iron Man 40% Supergirl 35% Catwoman 35% Wonder Woman 30% The Flash 15% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||| 23%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||| 23%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Scott Andrew Hutchins
Birthday: 2 January 1976
Birthplace: St. Vincent's Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana, USA
Current Location: South Beach, Staten Island, New York, USA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed, ambidextrous for everything but writing
Your Heritage: Scottish and English
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance or San Antonio Shoes
Your Weakness: lack of athleticism, not good at mathematics, chronic foot pain, slipped disc/sciatica
Your Fears: failure, heights, snakes
Your Perfect Pizza: mushroom, green pepper, & seafood
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get back on my career track
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: who will I meet today
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: variable
Your Most Missed Memory: my cat Patters; found by us in 1990, died in natural sleep 2/2/2005
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's is the lesser of two evils
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no preference, just not sugary
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: either or
Do you Smoke: no way
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: pretty much
Have you Been in Love: not sure/no reciprocity
Do you want to go to College: yes, I have a master's, might go for more
Do you want to get Married: depends on who I meet
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: moderately
Do you get along with your Parents: sort of with my dad; not so much with my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: not particularly
Do you play an Instrument: not competently
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a great dream when I'm at least 120 years old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: filmmaker/playwright/theatre & opera director
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: auburn
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'8"-6'
Weight: slim
Style
Best Clothing Style: classic black
Number of Drugs I have taken: nothing not prescribed or OTC
Number of CDs I own: around 1,000
Number of Piercings: don't want any
Number of Tattoos: don't want any
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a handful
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! ..TR Radical
You scored 83% Gender-Abolitionist, 20% Sexually Liberal, and 60% Socialist You are the Radical Feminist! You believe that virtually every aspect of society needs to be restructured in order to destroy the oppression of women. You have very radical socialist politics and a very radical perception of gender. You feel that all gender roles need to be destroyed to make women fully equal with men. People would not even perceive others in terms of gender if you had your way, because this only reinforces a heterosexual, patriarchal worldview. We tend to say things like "That person is a woman" as opposed to "That person is a big ear", meaning that gender is often perceived as part of our very identities, while having big ears is not. You would assert that gender should not be regarded in such a manner, as it emphasizes differences over equality, and justifies oppression. You may also tend to see sexuality as a means for oppression. You may think that abortion is a moral wrong because it justifies the oppression of another living being, in much the same way women are oppressed. So while you are very radical politically and culturally, you also tend to be morally conservative and have a strong sense of right and wrong. Basically, you feel that major cultural and political changes need to be made to best help the feminist cause.
The other feminist types: The Housewife The Marxist The Liberal The Liberal Extremist The Gender Abolitionist The Radical The Gender-Liberal The Revisionist
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You scored 21 despair, 50 relationship potential, 100 feelings, and 100 patience You're always there, you're nice, you're the shoulder to cry on, you get along just fine, why won't she/he date you? you're the "male best friend"
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
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You Consider Love To Be 71% Idealistic, 57% Positive, and 42% Important. You are the Idealist. You view love as positive and idealistic. You most likely consider sex without love to be something abhorrent. Love for you is more than just a physical sensation. Not only that, but you see love as something wonderful and great, and you are very optimistic about it. Strangely enough, however, you have priorities elsewhere. Romantic love is not something you see as very important in your life. Perhaps you are more concerned with success, philosophy, friends, and so on. In short, you see love as wonderful and idealistic, but do not necessarily see it as something essential to living a wonderful life.
* To sum up: You think love is more IDEALISTIC, POSITIVE, and UNIMPORTANT than others. Please note that your percentage scores for each variable (found at the top) are a much more accurate reflection of your love attitude than this category description, which is highly speculative. * The other categories: Anti-Cupid Jilted Cynic Realist Loving Realist Cynical Idealist Cynical Cupid Cupid
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