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most of my time is devoted to the comedy troupe that i am invovled in, A DAN AMONGST DANS . we perform throughout the new york area. our shows are a blend of stand-up comedy, live sketch comedy, and sketch comedy videos. we also have a DVD covering our material from 2001-2004, that you can buy from our super-cool website aDanAmongstDans.com . and we also regularly host a show at THE CUP called THE PETTING ZOO , which usually features bands, stand-up comedians, live and video sketch comedy, independant comic book creators, video comedy shorts, screenings of horribly bad movies that we comment over, fucking with the audience, and lots and lots of drinking. in the fall of 2007 we will be releasing a new DVD with all of the material that we've done for our PETTING ZOO shows. that's right, a new DVD with all of the ROBOT NIGHTMARES, the BEARD TROLL videos, THING IN THE CAR, and tons more, including some brand new DVD exclusive content. see you at the release party...
...I am also putting together a comic book called MUTANT LOBSTER BOY that i am writing and drawing and publishing with ANGRY DRUNK GRAPHICS...
...And I play all sorts of weird noise makers, devices, and objects for the greatest jug band in the universe, the WAHOO SKIFFLE CRAZIES . Come check us out live and get your ass moving to the jug band beat or pick up the self-titled CD @ www.WAHOOBAND.com ...i do all of the artwork and the flyers for A DAN AMONGST DANS as well. you can check out some of my artwork here on photobucket . i am available to do artwork on comission, so feel free to contact me for any artwork that you might want (cd covers, flyers, t-shirt designs, tattoo designs, etc.).
...other than that, i enjoy getting all sorts of trashed, eating foods that will put me in an early grave, fucking, sleeping (usually right after fucking), laughing at farts, watching the star wars saga (over and over), collecting star wars toys, playing video games, reading comic books, going to comic book/sci-fi coventions (this is about the point where broads close this page and go on to some guy's profile with his shirt off standing by his mustang), watching porn, my dog, watching porn with my dog, going out to comedy shows, goofing on bad movies with my friends, playing jug band music, anything to do with the legend of zelda, chubby chicks, tripping balls at disney world, drawing, dancing like an asshole, phone pranks, practical jokes, and just plain fucking with people in general, avoiding hard work, and being a big fat lazy jerk.i also throw the occasional midget...Check out the sketch comedy of A DAN AMONGST DANS ..join the A DAN AMONGST DANS MySpace Group .

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My Interests

comedy, art, comic books, movies, video games, marijuana and other mind-expanding substances, drinking, star wars, the lord of the rings, the legend of zelda, jug band music, being a decent human being (that whole wheel o’ karma thing), traveling, cooking, parties, eating pussy, walt disney world and universal studios, drugged-out philosophical conversations, comfort foods, fucking over "the man" every chance i get

Music:

WAHOO SKIFFLE CRAZIES!!!!!!!!!!, hot time harv's rollercoaster of kicks, heavy weather, the beatles, led zepplin, notorious big, fleetwood mac, johnny cash, the alcholiks, ol dirty bastard, the mighty mighty bosstones, the blues brothers, jay-z, the rolling stones, big pun, sublime, long beach dub allstars, queen, the wu-tang clan, blue oyster cult, bob marley, mos def, the grateful dead, common, queens of the stone age, the pietasters, beck, the beatnuts, tenacious d, metallica, nas (well, really his older shit), the beastie boys, the lox, yes, pink floyd, black star, alien ant farm, method man, black sabbath, the aquabats, howard shore's lord of the rings scores, john williams' star wars scores, simon & garfunkel, christmas music (what can i say, i'm a very festive motherfucker), chicago, kanye west, james taylor, lynrd skynryd, ghostface killa, jimmy buffet... it's a bit of everything, but mostly classic rock and real good rap.

Movies:

the star wars saga: episodes 1-6, the lord of the rings trilogy, the indiana jones trilogy, ghostbusters, ed wood, the royal tennenbaums, jaws, the blues brothers, the pirates of the caribbean movies, caddyshack, evil dead 2, the spider-man movies, fear & loathing in las vegas, the monty python movies, unbreakable, lilo & stitch, platoon, akira kurisowa's yojimbo, sanjuro, seven samurai, & hidden fortress, apocalypse now, friday, crouching tiger hidden dragon, blazing saddles, mystery science theater 3000: the movie, the kill bill movies, beetlejuice, old school, billy madison, fantasia & fantasia 2000, nightmare before christmas, the exorcist, shogun's assasin (lone wolf & cub), cabin boy, fast times at ridgemont high, the goonies, full metal jacket, goodfellas, five deadly venoms, the shining, animal house, rushmore, cemetary man, dazed and confused, the neverending story, national lampoon's vacation movies, half baked, plan 9 from outer space, superman 1, 2, & returns, the karate kid, batman begins, harold and kumar go to white castle, the fisher king,office space, kevin smith's new jersey trilogy, dumb and dumber, kingpin, cable guy, school of rock, the man with two brains, young frankenstein, the harry potter series, king kong (the 1933 & 2005 versions), stoned age, glengarry glen ross, south park: bigger longer uncut, the die hard trilogy, nacho libre, team america: world police, the x-men movies

Television:

star wars: clone wars, star wars holiday special, stella, mr. show, sealab 2021, kids in the hall, mystery science theater 3000, seinfeld, saturday night live, space ghost: coast to coast, conan o'brian, upright citizens brigade, harvey birdman: attorney at law, curb your enthusiasm, the simpsons, monty python's flying circus, young indiana jones chronicles, family guy, teenage mutant ninja turtles (the new series), the sopranos, venture brothers, penn & teller's bullshit, get a life, the adventures of pete & pete, real ghostbusters, that 70's show, the tick (animated series), every andy kaufman special ever aired, tales from the crypt, batman (the live-action show from the 60's and the animated series from the 90's), 24, robot chicken, prison break, lucky louie, pee-wee's playhouse, heroes

Books:

star wars books, JRR Tolkien, Dr HST. i also read a lot of fucking comic books. i read most of the books put out by marvel and dc. a few dark horse and image books too. and i also love Wizard and Toyfare...MY CURRENT TOP READS:

star wars legacy (dark horse) punisher (marvel) 52 (dc) ultimate spider-man (marvel) y the last man (dc/vertigo) tales of the tmnt (mirage) haunted mansion (disney/slave labor) all-star superman (dc) astonishing x-men (marvel) conan (dark horse) planet hulk (marvel) black panther (marvel) maintenance (oni) the goon (dark horse) the spirit (dc)

Heroes:

My Blog

christmas in april

have you ever wondered if there was really a santa claus? would he be like the norman rockwell/coca-cola whimsical old fat man? would he be like the tales of old and actually be a saint? would he b...
Posted by the comedy of CHRIS SORRENTINO on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:19:00 PST

waste o time

1. What is the connection between you and the last person you texted?we're conjoined twins.2. What is wrong with you right now?i'm pregnant with my conjoined twin's baby.3. Do you miss your first love...
Posted by the comedy of CHRIS SORRENTINO on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:04:00 PST

the sad, sad tale of the mud king...

the mud king awoke and came out after the rainonly to find all of the other kings slainhe tracked down their killer like a dog gone insanerevenge had blinded him to soothe his great painbut what he fo...
Posted by the comedy of CHRIS SORRENTINO on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 02:42:00 PST

weird things that i notice from time to time

i saw a curves (the women's gym not the strip club) that was directly on top of an ice cream shop. i imagine a lot of repeat business for both establishments...every single bbq sauce bottle that i've...
Posted by the comedy of CHRIS SORRENTINO on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:29:00 PST

R.I.P. Hair

BEFORE......AFTER...
Posted by the comedy of CHRIS SORRENTINO on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:47:00 PST

adios lapices

just finished my last page of pencils for my book MUTANT LOBSTER BOY. next up is inking. the inking process should take about half the time as the pencils since, basically, you're just tracing over ...
Posted by the comedy of CHRIS SORRENTINO on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:08:00 PST

in a kiddie pool on a blimp...

okay, this is seriously 100% true. i had a dream last night that my dad was molesting me in a kiddie pool on a blimp. seriously. but i wasn't a little kid or anything, it was now, less than a month...
Posted by the comedy of CHRIS SORRENTINO on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:03:00 PST

SPLASH!

i'm currently drawing the second splash page in the first issue of my book. what's a splash page you ask??? well, besides it being a major pain in the ass to draw, it's basically your main establish...
Posted by the comedy of CHRIS SORRENTINO on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:26:00 PST

surf and turf

as i write this, i have just finished penciling page 17 of my comic book MUTANT LOBSTER BOY (which has a myspace page: myspace.com/mutantlobsterboy that will be updated with news, sketches, finished a...
Posted by the comedy of CHRIS SORRENTINO on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:51:00 PST

philadelphia is a weird town...

once i jumped in a cab in philly, and the driver looked exactly like robert plant. so i says to the cab driver, "hey dude, anyone ever tell ya that ya look like robert plant?". but the driver just s...
Posted by the comedy of CHRIS SORRENTINO on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:16:00 PST