ART SCHOOL DROPOUT(THE ART OF MIKE STONEROAD)

About Me

hi my name is mike stoneroad.i dont drink and drive anymore, i learned my lesson, so i just drink and draw now. i got a big beer belly with A cup man boobs. i draw gooey, drippy, wacky art. i like picking my nose, eating to many pickled eggs, kicking prego teens in the stomach and making out with middle aged women with meth mouth.
if your interested in buying my artwork send me a message.
CONTACT INFO
EMAIL: [email protected]
FAQ'S
Q: Can you draw me a picture for free?
A: NO!!!NO!!!NO!!! I WANT TO BE PAID!! WHAT I DO IS A JOB! YOU DONT SEE ME ASKING YOUR METHHEAD HOOKER OF A MOM FOR FREE GUM JOBS, SHE EXPECTS TO GET PAID TOO!
Q: what medium do you use to draw?
A: pilot ink pens, prismacolor markers, sharpies, watercolors, and sometimes baby blood.
Q: do you have a layaway plan?
A: NO. im not k-mart.
Q: what are your methods of payment?
A: (1) paypal!! if you dont have paypal. STOP being a caveman and get it. (2) money orders, for you snail mail slugs,NO CHECKS!! NO C.O.D'S!!
Q: I want a certain piece of artwork you have up for sale, but i wont have the money for another 6 weeks. will you hold it for me?
A: NO. don't tell me until you have the money and ready to paypal it to my greedy bank account.
Q: hey dude, me and my friends started a band, and we need some cool artwork for our upcoming cd, but we have no jobs, and when we get money we spend it on beer and pot, so could you draw us up a cover, and we will give you credit on our album.
A: NO. fuck you and your shitty band
Q: i have some really awesome ideas for you to draw. could you pay me for giving them to you?
A: no, i dont need your shitty ideas, believe me i come up with to many shitty ideas myself. lol

My Interests

BUY SOME STUFF!!!!!!

3 print pack(3 11x14 color glossy prints) $20.00 +$3.00 for shippingcoloring book+3 mini prints $20.00+3.00 for shippingsurprise print pack(4 random prints) $15.00+$3.00 for shipping 9 print deal(four 8x10 prints, two 8 1/2x11 prints,two 11x14 prints, and one 11x17 print) $40.00 +3.00 for shipping7 PRINT PACK(THREE 8X10 CONNECTING PRINTS, TWO 8X10 CONNECTING PRINTS,AND TWO 8X10 CONNECTING PRINTS) $30.00 +$3.00 FOR SHIPPINGMY COLORING BOOK 20 PAGES PRICE: $5.00 +$2.00 FOR SHIPPINGHEART ATTACK PRINT(11x14 glossy color print) $10.00+$2.00 for shipping6 color print deal(six 4 1/2x11 1/2 glossy color prints) $30.00 plus $3.00 for shipping
5 print deal(five 8 1/2x11 glossy color prints) $25.00+$3.00 for shipping

I'd like to meet:

people with bad taste in art, so they buy my art!

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Books:

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Heroes:

my mom and dad. without them i'd be living in the gutter eatin a moldy nutter butter.

My Blog

my first comic i did 8 years ago

my first comic that i made copies of in high school . eight years ago. pornoman! yuck i suck, i made a second issue of this ill post it as soon as i find it. plus ill post more of my cheesey c...
Posted by ART SCHOOL DROPOUT(THE ART OF MIKE STONEROAD) on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:31:00 PST

poop art. click link to see it

had to delete all my shit art , because myspace sent me 2 messages saying they had to remove image(s), turns out 4 pieces of art that all had shit in them. so i dont want my profile fucking deleted. s...
Posted by ART SCHOOL DROPOUT(THE ART OF MIKE STONEROAD) on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:39:00 PST

Happy Customers Please Leave Comments Here

I have a feeling that some people do not buy my art because they feel uneasy about sending me money since there is no way to know if I am trustworthy or not so. . .if you are a happy customer, please ...
Posted by ART SCHOOL DROPOUT(THE ART OF MIKE STONEROAD) on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST

art i can't put on myspace or i will probably get deleted. view to get link.

i dont wanna get my profile deleted. so click this link to see my more obscene art. click here...
Posted by ART SCHOOL DROPOUT(THE ART OF MIKE STONEROAD) on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST

desktop magazine article about me and my art

go check it out.... click here to read the article
Posted by ART SCHOOL DROPOUT(THE ART OF MIKE STONEROAD) on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST