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Jose

If you have to go to hell, go for a reason

About Me


This is my life and death on a stick. Now I could beat my meat in one hand and eat my meat from the other.

My Interests

weird shit

I'd like to meet:

Just anyone bright enough to figure out how to add me, here's a hint, my email is [email protected].

Music:

GG Allin, Bethlehem, Impetigo, Cryptic Slaughter, Khanate, Pestilence, Entombed, Grave, Divine Eve, Torchure, Cianide, Coffins, Silencer, Mr. Bungle, Autopsy, Holy Terror, Nuclear Death, Demigod, Anal Cunt, Immolation, Morbid Angel, Disrupt, Gorguts, Rigor Mortis, Terrorizer, Napalam Death, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Carcass, Repulsion, Sacrofago, Pungent Stench, Death, Blood Freak, Massacre, Carnivore, Bathory, Hellhammer, Lord Gore, Necrophobic, Verbal Abuse, Onslaught, Bolt Thrower, Maudlin of the Well, Ulver, S.O.D, O.L.D, Carnival in Coal, Type O Negative, Macabre, Frightmare, Slayer, Discharge, Venom, Dystopia, Grief, Acid Bath, Agalloch, Isis, Pelican, The Ocean Blue, Red Sparowes, Mercury Program, Don Caballero, Volta Do Mar, Jaga Jazzist, Flying Saucer Attack, Dinosaur Jr., Godspeed You Black Emperor, Hella, Mogwai, Melvins, Big Business

Movies:

Deadbeat at Dawn, Santa Sangre, Crazy Love, Europa Europa, Bad Boy Bubby, The Taking of Christina, Paper Moon, Orgazmo, Candy Snatchers, Bad Lietenant, A Climax of Blue Power, Stroszeck, Deranged, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Street Trash, Through the Looking Glass, I Spit On Your Grave, Forced Entry, Eddie Presley, The Tenant, Life of Brian, Men Behind the Sun, Elephant Man, Henry Fool, Brazil, The Burning, The Killer, Luther the Geek, Maniac, Night of the Demons, Night of the Demon, Cafe Flesh, Sex Wish, Buffet Froid, Motel Hell, Redneck Zombies, Repo Man, Silent Night, Deadly Night, Ikiru, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Singapore Sling, I Drink Your Blood, The Brood, Blood Freak, Nightmare City, Future Cops, Tokyo Fist, Cemetery Man, Shogun Assassin, Demons, Tetsuo Iron Man, Ebola Syndrome, Untold Story, Cannibal Apocalypse, They Don't Cut the Grass Anymore, Troma War, Combat Shock, Story of Ricky, Basket Case, From Beyond, They Live, Frankenhooker, Brain Damage, Fight For Your Life, Braindead, Run and Kill, Bad Taste, Tanguy, Cannibal Man, Zombie Holocaust, Zombie and other Fulci movies, House on the Edge of the Park, Delicateseen, Repulsion, Slaughter High, Evil Laugh, Xtro, Ilsa She Wolf of the SS, Gore Gore Girls, The Deadly Spawn, Evilspeak, Cannibal Holocaust, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, El Topo, Glen or Glenda, Attack of the Beast Creatures, Video Violence, Lady Terminator, Criminally Insane, Nightbeast, Alien Factor,For Your Height Only, Samurai Cop, C.H.U.D, Boarding House, Headless Eyes, Bad Ronald, Alucarda, Sex and Fury, Red to Kill, Daughter of Darkness, Cannibal Ferox, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, Naked Blood, American Splendor, The Hills Have Eyes, Dead Next Door, George Romero flicks, Dead and Buried, Deliverance, Gozu, In a Glass Cage, Aftermath, Bloodsucking Freaks, The Dark Power, Doggy Poo, Massacre in Dinosaur Valley, Deathdream, Chopping Mall, Battle of Algiers, Class of Nuke'em High, Full Contact, Toxic Avenger, Humanoids from the Deep, Crippled Masters, Cube, and like every movie by Hiroyuki Tanaka aka Sabu.

Television:

What's with everyone saying they hate tv these days? TV is awesome. The shit that rots my brains: Tom and Jerry (Clas-sicks!), Loony Tunes/Merrie Melodies, Eek and the Terrible Thunder Lizards, Bobby's World, Doug, Mission Hill, Futurama, The Tick, Mr. Bogus, Hey Arnold, Rugrats, Tiny Toons, Tazmania, Spongebob, South Park, Simpsons, Dexter's Lab, Cow and Chicken, Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill, Family Guy. Re-runs of Fresh Prince of Bel Air (I think I've seen every episode at least three times already, Uncle Phil is badass), Married With Children, Roseanne, Friends, In Living Color, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Seinfeld, Malcolm in the Middle, America's funniest videos, Family Matters (Urkel is da shit!), and Dinosaur. Cheers and Mash piss me off for some reason. As soon as I hear the Mash theme song I punch my tv as fast as I can and then get all depressed. Stupid MASH!

Books:

The Gore Score, Hardcore Zen, Intellectual Morons, On Bullshit, not much of a fiction/novel fan, more into philosophy books, something for my brain to chew and spit.

Heroes:


The only good hero is a dead one. Except for Jim Kouri

My Blog

The definition of pornography

"What is the definition of pornography?" seems like a simple question at first but come to think of it, it's complicated. I actually had to think about this cause of that Psycho Sleaze comic I'm worki...
Posted by Jose on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:26:00 PST

stuff I hate at the moment

- Vegans that think they're morally superior. I heard about some vegan getting pissed off that a tiny insect was killed in some movie. An insect is a life no matter what it looks like the vegan conten...
Posted by Jose on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:24:00 PST

Wow, yesterday was so fucked-up

Yesterday I was suppose to drop off a paper for school at 9am. Everything was going perfect until the retard that was suppose to open the office was 40 minutes late. This 40 minutes cost me $40 cause ...
Posted by Jose on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

hate-inspired rants and sketches..for the millionth time

(scroll down if you just wanna see the sketches and don't wanna read my inane rambling)- I don't get it, there are bags of Tostitos that say "Restaurant style" and restaurants that pride themselves in...
Posted by Jose on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:26:00 PST

An atrocity I'm making

A couple days ago I had a vision. Not sure what made me have it but it just came to me. I don't like standing around dreaming like an unproductive moron, always whining about having a "brilliant" idea...
Posted by Jose on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

Holidays are comin'...

...and here's why I ain't celebrating. Bah, humbug!...
Posted by Jose on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:25:00 PST

random pissed rants blah

-Does the title "artist" even mean anything anymore or is it something you can be literally over-night? I look around some of the art groups on myspace and see a lot of deviantart pages, 99% of them i...
Posted by Jose on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST

Hog-Wilds Interview with me saying stuff

Here's an interview I did for Billy of Razorback Records's blog site, bookmark his page if you haven't already cause that site rules! http://hog-wildhowls.blogspot.com/There's some talk of Psycho Slea...
Posted by Jose on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST

sketches and some anti-philosophy philosophy

- I hate my Pre-socratic philosophers class with a passion. For those of you unfamiliar with "pre-socratic philsophers", all you need to know is that they're retarded bums by today's standards. Seriou...
Posted by Jose on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:11:00 PST

So I almost got murdered

I had to go to 16th and Mission today to watch some stupid movie for a stupid class I'm only taking cause I need stupid units to graduate..which is stupid. Anyways, at around 8, I was walking on one b...
Posted by Jose on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:29:00 PST