HELL-O, my name is Spooky Steve, first name Spooky and last name Steve. I am a Demon-dactyl from Hell (for those unaware, it’s a rare breed, sort of a mixture between a Malebolgian demon from the Eighth Circle of Hell and a pterodactyl) currently in disguise as a human being. I am on this wretched planet trying to conquer it and turn all of humanity into my slaves…NOT by using brute force (I only use that when I’m in the mood for human hunting and/or eating), because relentless brutality can only get me so far. HOWEVER, I have a secret weapon that I am slowly unleashing upon the masses…it comes handmade from a place called Planet Spook and you humans know it best as “artâ€. I don’t paint vagina-resembling flowers or write stories about little boys and dogs named Shiloh like you lame fleshlings, BUT I have concocted my own brand of expression that can only be described by viewing it yourself. If my plan goes well then you will become a brainwashed zombie that will follow my every command (not to mention my latest projects) after glancing over my artistic output. If, however, you view my creations and feel no addiction to them, then…I’ll probably just resort to killing you.
FREAKISH FACTS ABOUT YOURS GHOUL-Y:
-Being a creature that was conceived in Hell, I was granted 1313 lives at birth. Unfortunately, I grew up to become an obsessive fan of fast food, and ate and continue to eat it daily. As a result, I've died 1312 times (mostly because of heart failures), and am currently down to my last life--now I feel the end is near, and I live in terror every day.
-If you haven’t already noticed, I live for monster art, monster riffs, and monster movies.
- My best fiends are my DVD collection, my TV, my comics, my 16-bit video games, and my drawing and writing utensils. I don't enjoy "hanging out" with any of you fleshlings, so fuck off.
-I compose tunes collectively known as Maniacal Musick. You can check out my musick project page over at: http://www.myspace.com/spookystevemusic .
-I’m attempting to start a film career and have so far directed a short film for Cold Stone ice cream titled A NEMESIS CALLED CRAVING. The film can be viewed in my Blasphemic Blog right now.
-I make drawings with my own blood, which is orange. Sometimes though, I draw with a pencil, pen, and paper. The results are Dreadful Doodles, many of which can be seen in my Putrescent Pics section.
-I run my own comic book company called PLANET SPOOK COMIX. I'm publishing a title titled (hee, hee) SPOOKY STEVE'S HIDEOUSLY EVIL TERROR-DIDDLES, and you can find more about that (if you're so inclined) here: myspace.com/planetspookcomix .
- I'm an aspiring Atrocious Actor. So far (on earth) I've acted in a play version of Ray Bradbury's MARTIAN CHRONICLES and an indie zombie short film titled BIKINI ZOMBIE HIGH SCHOOL.
- I also make Wretched Writings. So far I've written Repulsive Reviews for websites such as THE HORROR REVIEW ( http://www.horrorreview.com ) and CANNIBAL CAM CORNER (which is now non-existant). I've also had my own Creepy Column called THE HAUNTED NEWSREEL at http://www. classic-horror.com .
- I once hosted a monthly online radio show. The name of it was, oddly enough, THE SPOOKY STEVE SHOW. You can listen to all of the episodes ON-DEMAND over here: myspace.com/spookysteveshow . I also had a little radio show in the old-time storytelling vein. It was called THE ROTTEN APPLE GANG ( myspace.com/therottenapplegangshow ) and I plan to do more with that gang and medium sometime in the distant future.
