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Lisa

Dip me in Godiva Chocolate and call me DESSERT!

About Me

Easy going, open and honest, and as a wise man once said, "one of those rare women who has a great face, body, AND personality." I've been told I have a smile that lights up a room.
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Name: Lisa, Lee, Giggles, Double D, Porkchop, Rabbit, Apple Muffin
Birthday: July 26...I'm a bicentennial baby!
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York
Current Location: Staten Island, New York
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: currently brownish red with blonde highlights
Height: I barely make 5' 2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Skechers Sandals with a pink butterfly on them
Your Weakness: guys with tight asses and Coach bags
Your Fears: Being Alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Cold Cheese from Tino's!!! (Oneonta, New York)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: OMG
Thoughts First Waking Up: How long until bed time?
Your Best Physical Feature: My award winning smile! (also my hair, teeth, boobs and bootay!) ;)
Your Bedtime: Whenever I am sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: My Mother...Mama A Rainbow, 2-9-02
Pepsi or Coke: Water with lemon
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Do I look like the Bachelorette?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: see Pepsi or Coke
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mint Chocolate Chip or Peanut Butter
Cappuccino or Coffee: Lattes
Do you Smoke: EW NO!
Do you Swear: are you f$%@ing kidding me? ;)
Do you Sing: Have you passed by my shower lately??? ;)
Do you Shower Daily: You would not like me stinky...hee hee hee
Have you Been in Love: I thought I was...BOY WAS I WRONG!
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Actually I thought I'd just live with a bunch of cats...OF COURSE I WANT TO GET MARRIED!
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: does Vertigo count?
Do you think you are Attractive: I AM A SEXPOT PEOPLE!
Are you a Health Freak: a teency bit
Do you get along with your Parents: Do you know my dad??? *sigh*
Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you like anal probes?
Do you play an Instrument: Trumpet and the right hand of the piano...guess what my left hand does! ha ha ha
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: MMMM, margaritas!
In the past month have you Smoked: If second hand smoke counts, then yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: gotta love the Xanax
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: SHORT HILLS BABY!!!
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: An entire box of the mini ones
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don't even eat cooked fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: The stage is my life!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No one to dump me...lol.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: If you count my breast falling out of my bikini top then yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: DUH!
Ever been called a Tease: GRRRR!
Ever been Beaten up: Like it was my fault that white trash biatch didn't like my outfit?
Ever Shoplifted: I used to steal chalk from my elementary school teachers
How do you want to Die: Knowing that I made a difference in this world
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I may grow older but I'll never grow up!
What country would you most like to Visit: a land far, far away
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference as long as they can see me
Favourite Hair Color: no preference
Short or Long Hair: as long as I can grab onto it...bald rocks too...but no receding hair lines
Height: As long as they're taller than me...lol.
Weight: ME LOVES MUSCLES
Best Clothing Style: Whatever they are comfortable in...but I tend to like 'em naked! ;)
Number of Drugs I have taken: I have a pharmacy in my house
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: just the ears
Number of Tattoos: 3...comedy and tragedy masks on my ankle, a rainbow music staff in memory of my mom on my shoulder, and simba from the lion king on the small of my back (but I want to change that one or add to it)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Forget regret, or life is yours to miss! (Jonathan Larson)
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What Classic Movie Are You?
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Jessica Rabbit
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L Luxurious

I Innocent
S Sophisticated
A Appealing
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Your Boobies' Names Are: Bert and Ernie

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Your Porn Star Name is: Auntie Tata

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You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.
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My Interests

Anything that can keep a smile on my face and a song in my heart!

I'd like to meet:

I don't have a specific type...I know what I like when I see it. However, here is what I DON'T want: little kids trying to tell me how mature they are for their age...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN NO MATTER HOW OLD YOUR ID SAYS YOU ARE!.....couples looking for hot women to have some "fun" with...sorry, I am flattered but not interested.....bi sexual women or lesbians wanting to trade "tittie pics"...again, very flattered but I'm not interested in seeing anyone's breasts but mine ;).....men/women who are going to give me attitude for not writing back...take a hint, I'm not interested!.....men who think their "neanderthal speak" is going to get me to swoon...AS IF!!!If you think you can abide by this, then we will get along just fine!

The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
How to make a Lisa
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
3 parts brilliance
5 parts instinct
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity
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Personality cocktail
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Your Icecream Flavour is...
Choc-Chip Cookie Dough! You are fancy shmancy! You have all the bells and whistles and you attract the most gluttonous of ice-cream shop patrons. You are fattening and intensely rich. That being said, you are very tasty and have a huge fanbase! good for you! What is your Icecream Flavour?
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You Are Fun Sexy

You're funny, quirky, cute, and sassy. Guys always have a great time with you, and that alone is sexy. You've got an upbeat, optimistic spirit that totally shines through. Any guy would be crazy to turn you down! What Kind of Sexy Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

Music:

We Are The Music Makers And We Are The Dreamers Of The Dreams

Movies:

I'm a sucker for Disney and mob movies...nice combo huh?

Books:

I'm not much of a reader, I'd rather see the movie...or act in it!

Heroes:

My mother will always be my hero.....After A While by Veronica A. Shoffstall.....After a while, you learn the subtle difference Between holding a hand and chaining a soul, And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning And company doesn't mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts And presents aren't promises. And you begin to accept your defeats With your head up and your eyes open With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child. And you learn to build all your roads On today, because tomorrow's ground Is too uncertain for plans, and futures have A way of falling down in mid-flight. After a while you learn that even sunshine Burns if you get too much. So you plant your own garden and decorate Your own soul instead of waiting For someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure... That you really are strong And you really do have worth. And you learn and learn... With every goodbye you learn..... Mama A Rainbow 2-9-02...Missed, but never forgotten!!!