Big Pimpin' In the Cook County

About Me

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If you like music that doesn't suck, go here... Soma Star Hi, my name is Kevin. I am a day tripper, pet sitter, dog whisperer, man about town, and a walking good time. Sometimes people surprise me and I look like this I am in bands, which most likely makes me cooler than you (except Melissa) I like to blog...sometimes they're funny, or at least I think they are, sometimes I am pissed off, sometimes I am just drunk. I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach, puppies, clove cigarettes, bathing in Patchouli based oils and warm fluffy pillows. I prefer to be shaken and not stirred. Peapod might be the greatest invention since.. oh, i dunno.. fire maybe? Thanks for stopping by....

My Interests

shiny stuff, hard metal objects, tadpoles, koala bears...they're just so darn cute...bird watching, making mix tapes for my sweetie, naps, lifting heavy things in a repetitive fashion, watching monkeys pee on themselves, anything in an animal print, playing tiddlywinks, MUSIC! I have a thing for espresso drinks and desserts made from bananas, sushi, and of course, rocking out with my cock out

I'd like to meet:

Martin Luther King, Joe Perry, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, George Bush (so i can look evil in the eye), John Lennon, Winston Churchill, Beethoven, Leonardo DaVinci, Muhammed Ali, Bobby and Jack Kennedy and...the greatest composer of the 20th and any century for that matter..

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Massive Attack, Nikka Costa, Sevendust, Jeff Buckley, Kiss, Aerosmith, Chris Whitley, Olive, Zero 7, Esthero, Prince, Wendy and Lisa, Everything But the Girl, Secret Machine, Spoon, Muse, Jonatha Brooke, STP, Black Crowes, Stones, Trickey, Keith Urban, Erykah Badu, DAngelo, Outkast, Jay-Z, Missy Elliot, Kanye, Ivory Wire, Soul Fix, Janes Addiction, EXO, Nine Inch Nails, Cheap Trick, AC/DC, Ratt, The Pixies, Queen, David Bowie, Mother Love Bone, Jellyfish, Doyle Bramhall, Roxy Music, Genesis..f&&k you Todd, Patrick and Coz... most everything that came out of the LA metal scene and probably a thousand more! Can you tell I am schizo when it comes to my taste in music?

Movies:

Fight Club, Blues Brothers, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Gladiator, The Usual Suspects, Saving Private Ryan, anything by Quentin Tarentino, Tommy Boy, Caddy Shack Legends of the Fall, A Fish Called Wanda, True Romance, The Usual Suspects, Lost In Translation, the original Star Wars trio,,,,wanna fight about it???

Television:

I'd like a 42" plasma if you're offering.. Top Chef, Family Guy, Colbert and Daily, 24, I watch too much Discovery and History channel shit too... that's about it

Books:

Does anyone really care what I am reading?

Heroes:

People who don't suck and anyone who creates or does things that the world only appreciates 20 years after the fact

My Blog

we think we're funny...

Lisa and i think we're hilarious.... well, i am hilarious, she's funny for a white chick..edited for hilarity and so as to not piss anyone offLisa = no grains for meMe = WWCGDNo Grains For Me says:HUN...
Posted by Schmevie Inc. on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:31:00 PST

fun with phrases

I was reading someone's blog today and it was one of those 50 question survey jobss. As i was reading through it, it got me to thinking that if you try real hard you can turn just about any phrase int...
Posted by Schmevie Inc. on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:30:00 PST

Beirut

Saturday was one of those day/night soirees that inevitably leads to one asking a series of questions on Sunday morning. Who punched me in the back of my head? Why is the sun so fucking bright? Arrrg...
Posted by Schmevie Inc. on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:09:00 PST

i love the slowski's

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Posted by Schmevie Inc. on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:55:00 PST

check this out

seriously insane douche Mitch found this.. thank Mitch
Posted by Schmevie Inc. on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

if one more 'sensitive songwriter guy'

friend requests me I am deleting my profile... is the world clamouring for 3258 more jack johnsons? I have a question: who is rachel ray and why is she famous? Just curious.
Posted by Schmevie Inc. on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:19:00 PST

say it aint so LiLo

Lindsay Lohan got arrested last night/this morning for crashing her car, fleeing the scene and drunk driving. Here's my favorite part: "A police spokesman said a "usable amount" of cocaine ...
Posted by Schmevie Inc. on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:11:00 PST

update on idol

the word 'amazing' is thrown around like a beach ball in Cancun on Spring Break. It has about as much meaning.
Posted by Schmevie Inc. on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:14:00 PST

american idol - the finale

so, I am watching idol for the first time in like 2 months, and i have to say, it's kind of like being on an acid trip. Tony Bennett and Galdys Knight and then a kid who looks like a lemur and Simon f...
Posted by Schmevie Inc. on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:02:00 PST

i drove through a tornado.. and the ramblings of moi

So, it has been an interesting week to say the least. For lack of a better plan/literary device, I will work chronologically Tuesday: I am drving back to Chicago from Indy minding my own business enjo...
Posted by Schmevie Inc. on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:41:00 PST