Rationalizations 07/06/07 |
As a smoker, people would often come up to me and ask if they could "bum a cigarette." I would gladly offer them a smoke using the rationale that if I ever needed to bum a smoke I wouldn't feel so bad...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:10:00 GMT |
Hello! 01/09/07 |
In case anyone was wondering where the heck I've been - I started a new job in the city about a month ago. I'm working at Second Stage Theatre as part of the running crew in charge of Deck Props. The ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 13:43:00 GMT |
New Rule 11/14/06 |
If a vending machine says exact change only and you go through all the hassle of getting exact change but it still won't take your money, you should be allowed to break the plexi glass and take all of...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:10:00 GMT |
Important Reminder 9/18/06 |
Ladies, if you're going to bring sexy back, remember to hold on to your receipts. If you don't have it you'll only get a store credit or be able to exchange it for a good personality or cooking abilit...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 20:42:00 GMT |
Nikko Vs. The Nazis 7/10/06 |
I think that the Wizard of Oz was the United States way of showing Hitler how far advanced our Winged Monkey technology was. Many people believe that Buddy Ebsen, who was originally cast as the Tin Ma...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:52:00 GMT |
Movie Reviews of Movies I Will Never See. (Pt. 1) 7/15/05 |
Hollywood has officially run out of ideas. They've turned to television and are remaking TV shows into movies like Bewitched, The Dukes of Hazzard, and The Honeymooners. They've taken perfectly good J...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 23:25:00 GMT |
Old Posts. |
Ziggy!
[Jul. 23rd, 2004|02:59 am]
When I was younger, I had a book of Ziggy comic strips. I recall them being delightfully witty, full of sweet irony and being laugh at loud (or LOL for you comput...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jul 2005 02:25:00 GMT |
What does this button do? |
Oh. Doesn't do much. Hello? I'll try again later.
Posted by on Sat, 28 Aug 2004 06:19:00 GMT |
THE GREATEST WEBSITE EVER! |
www.BadBenfranklin.com Tell them ButterBeard sent you. Who is "them" you ask? I have no idea.
Posted by on Sat, 28 Aug 2004 03:19:00 GMT |
