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About Me

I'm Silly. I Love Good Music. I Love Men. I Love Men Who Love Good Music. I'm Sociable, yet I could be aloof at times. I'm a Sucker for a killer smile, great sense of humor, and a good heart. I'm impatient. I LOVE to kiss. I enjoy sex even more. I love to drive around and listen to music late at night. I love my family. I LOVE my dog. I have an extremely short attention span. Mental Stimulation gets me hot and bothered. Autumn is my favorite season. I love the feeling of new love. Halloween is my favorite Holiday. I smell EVERYTHING. I Bite my lip when I'm thinking or aroused. Conan O'Brien is sexy. My sister is the funniest person I know. People tell me that I have an infectious smile & laugh. I'm clumsy. I love to sleep, yet I keep the hours of a Vampire. I love Diet Peach Snapple Iced Tea. I like acting like a cornball. I love anything Coconut. I don't watch reality television. I get my news from The Daily Show & The Colbert Report. I think too much. I don't think enough. I proof read everything for spelling errors. I like animals more than people most of the time. I love Coffee. I smoke weed. I envy people who could start a book and finish it, I'm usually bored by chapter five. I'd like to kick arrogant people in their shins when they open their mouths to speak. Fireworks are romantic. My favorite color is red. Bottom Line: Jess Chironna Is All Around Good Times.
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My Interests

Acting Like A Silly Ho, Playing Strip Connect Four, Scatophilia, Looking Good- Real Good, Making The Sexytime, Tattoos, Piercings, Humping Random Stuff (i.e. doors, tables, The Homeless, pillows, hair brushes, etc.), Eating Bird Seed, Making More Sexytime, Spytech, Giving My Neighbor Mr. McPheely Midnight Sponge Baths In His Yard, Checking Out The Sexy Men At The OTB For Spank Bank Potentials, Sweating Myself, Driving My Mexican Toaster, Smoking The Stickiest Of The Icky, Molesting Bees, Having Phone Sex With The Movie Phone Guy, A Little More Sexytime, Smacking Babies At Their Christenings, Weaving Mullet Wigs for Hair Expos, Juggling, Stalking Donna Carotenuto (I WANT MY SHIT BACK!), Making Necklaces Out Of Moth Balls, Speed Dating At Local Emergency Rooms, Shoplifting Hair Removal Cream, Singing The Golden Girls Theme Song At Bar Mitzvahs, Sexytime Once Again, and Dancing To Roy Orbison Records In My Nannie's House Coats.

I'd like to meet:

My Male Counterpart, and Brian Fantana.

Music:

Coldplay, Amy Winehouse, Sublime, Pink Floyd, Incubus, Fleetwood Mac, Devendra Banhart, Bob Marley, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, David Bowie, Queen, Lily Allen, Kanye West, Any & All Baby Making Music, Beyonce, Mos Def, Jay-Z, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Tony Bennett, Billie Holiday, Dean Martin, Louie Armstrong, Heart, Portishead, Damien Rice, Stone Temple Pilots, Tool, Zero 7, Johnny Cash, U2, The Who, Fiona Apple, The Cure, John Legend, Feist, The Noisettes, The Sounds, Ms. Dynamite, Dashboard Confessional, the song from the Geico Commercial and EVERYTHING else in between.

Movies:

Borat, Anchorman, Reno 911:Miami, Boondock Saints, The Jerk, Vanilla Sky, Love Stinks, Napoleon Dynamite, Half Baked, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Natural Born Killers, Secretary, Ghostworld, Almost Famous, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Lost In Translation, Pulp Fiction, Gummo, Old School, Kiss Me Guido, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, Reservoir Dogs, The Who's Tommy, Austin Powers, Team America, Elf, Hustle & Flow, Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure, Grandma's Boy, Little Miss Sunshine, Jay and Silent Bob, The Nightmare Before Christmas

Television:

Rescue Me, Weeds, Reno 911, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Real Sex, Dateline: To Catch A Predator, And Any Midget Porn- I LOVE Midgets.

Heroes:

Nipsy Russell, Mr. T, And J.J. Walker- DY-NO-MITE!