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RickRock/Destructive Studios

I.. dont.. give.. a.. FUCK!

About Me

Due to circumstances involving professionalism, the information on this section is currently undisclosed. For further information: - Cell: 201-697-7665 Chirp: 175*305*5866 .. rickphalon@aim .. rickphalon@yahoo

My Interests

eating, sleeping, sex, laughing. Okay, now that we got the basics out: working (masonry), driving (for pleasure), going to the beach, watching sunsets, guns , watching anything informative i.e. the weather, paranormal phenomena, aliens, ball lightning, frogs from the sky, etc. hehe. weight training (i like to stay active), bicycling, i would like to try hiking and rapelling, scuba diving, and skydiving while bungee jumping (i heard its the ultimate thrill, almost as good as sex), swords, and pretty much weapons of any kind, a little bit of gambling, but mostly drinking games. drinking: gin, scotch, whiskey, tequila (warm), vodka (ice cold), and beer (bud, coors, corona, presidente), i would like to try absinthe but its hard to come by. concerts, live shows of any kind, the crazier the better, the closer the better. fuel technology, astronomy, and the study of the elements (climatology?) the desert eagle .50 caliber, the Subaru WRX STi, Area 51, the Jersey Devil, Black Holes, waterspouts, magic mushrooms, ppl who climbed mt. everest, absolute zero, the pyramids of egypt, the great wall of china, gunpowder, ammonium nitrate, radiation, chernobyl, chernobyl babies, freak accidents, history's tyrants, great military generals, tsunamis, dragons, trolls, gnomes, and dwarfs, jim morrison (he was fuckin crazy), the aztecs, the mayans, the vikings, ancient rome, roman orgies , ppl that have been to the south pole, albert einstein and the atomic bomb, e=mc2 (?), not serial killers, but the ppl who were their *friends*, the color "grape", the bermuda triangle, sonic booms, guitars (electric), squirting, hovercrafts. industrial light & magic, jack the ripper and his whores , what gum is made of, gravity, the speed of light, genetic manipulation, breast augmentation (not reduction), lasik eye surgery, brain surgery, g-spot amplification (what the fuck..?), suspension, free fall, the coca-cola formula, boa constrictors, need for speed underground 2, half-life, earthquakes, papyrus, native americans, the medicinal history of marijuana, volcanoes, greek mythology and how it applies to us, perpetual motion, napalm, radio waves, ESP, palm reading, legos, monosodium glutamate , killer bees, deep fat frying, the invention of pudding, photosynthesis, febreze, reverse osmosis, velociraptors, regeneration, magma, lake champlain, northern lights, halal new york fried chicken, petrified wood, the bermuda triangle, the disappearance of amelia earhart, entombed animals, the beast of exmoor, hollow earth, airships, asphalt, cool blue gatorade, anywhere high-altitude, challenger deep, bacon, turtles, the lay-a-spot , m.r.e.'s, k-y warming gel, making fun of ppl with parasols, jell-o pudding pops , dunkin donuts coffee, the infiniti G35 coupe, 2C-T7, solidox, spa cheeseburgers (what the fuck are in those things that make them so good?), nextel direct connect, the ford f-350 V10 turbo diesel, polyurathane foam, hilti, hot ass puma sneaks ;), coogi hoodies , girls with hot sox, hedgehogs, cashmere, liquid nitrogen, quasars, seagrams 7, straight razors, 'the rack'

I'd like to meet:

conan o'brien, edward norton, hilary swank, l. ron hubbard, guns 'n' roses, jonathan davis on speed , mickey rourke, dennis rodman, chino moreno, bill maher and superhead , michelle rodriguez, slipknot (again), james brown, betty page, micheal keaton, danny devito, snoop dogg, crispin glover, 'lil kim, donald trump and his wife, jessica alba, someone who climbed mt. everest, robin cook, ryknow from mudvayne, the real peter griffin, john travolta, ludacris, bruce willis, steve buchemi, pink, trent reznor, alisha klass, gene simmons , joe pesci, dr. dre, gwen stefani, jay-z, liv tyler, christopher walken, al pacino, james earl jones as darth vader, angelina jolie and her brother , tim curry, stone cold steve austin piss drunk , jim carrey, christopher lloyd, 50 cent, bill gates, johnny depp, raylene, eric clapton, gary busey, adam sandler, jack nicholson, shakira, r. kelly, madonna , famke janssen, monica lewinsky, jack daniels, jack black, marilyn manson, ciara, olivia o'lovely, remy ma, lacey duvall, natalie portman, john leguizamo, uma thurman, laura prepon, james gandolfini, robert de nero, mira sorvino, rebecca romijn, paul sorvino, renee zellweger

Music:

Slipknot , Guns 'n' Roses , FearFactory, Pantera, Old Korn , Sevendust, Cypress Hill, Deftones, Coal Chamber, Mudvayne, Type-O-Negative, trance[]control, Nokturnal Mix Sessions series, DJ Scott Stubbs, Shadows Fall, Soulfly, Old Metallica, Disturbed, Wu-Tang Clan, Jay-Z, Smashing Pumpkins, Prodigy, Nine Inch Nails , Dying Fetus, Jadakiss, Project Pat, Dr. Dre, Marilyn Manson, Black Sabbath, the Notorious B.I.G., Ludacris, Alice in Chains, Trapt, Snoop Dogg, Pearl Jam, Velvet Revolver, Rage Against the Machine , Nirvana, Tool, Godsmack, Rammstein, Led Zepplin, Eminem, Michael Jackson, 'Lil Jon's beats, R. Kelly, Drowning Pool, Madonna, System of a Down , Jefferson Airplane, Himsa

Movies:

Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Desperado, The Professional , Back to the Future I, II, and III, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Scarface , Carlito's Way, Die Hard 1, 2, and "with a vengance", The Wedding Crashers, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Batman , Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Twins, The Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 3, American History X, Titanic, DuckTales: the Movie, Aladdin, The Incredibles, The Little Mermaid, Jurassic Park, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, The Deer Hunter, A Night at the Roxbury, Face/Off , Shrek, Se7en, Meet the Parents, Shrek 2, The Cell, Dawn of the Dead , Supersize Me, Harold and Kumar's White Castle Adventure, Half-Baked, Thelma and Louise, The Scorpion King, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Star Wars, Star Trek: First Contact, Rocky I, II, III, IV, V, Enter the Dragon , Death Wish 1, 2, 3, The Outsiders, Turner and Hooch, Batteries not Included, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Walking Tall, The Rock, Gone in 60 Seconds, Death to Smoochy , Wildthings, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Friday, Next Friday, Unleashed, Apollo 13, Volcano, Independence Day , Dante's Peak, Twister, Deep Impact, The Fast and the Furious, New Jack City, Requiem for a Dream, How High, Sleepy Hollow, Saw, Saw II, Meet the Fockers, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom , Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Fugitive, Pitch Black, Alien 3, Alien vs. Predator, Predator, Predator 2, Men in Black, Hitch, American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding, Office Space, Moulin Rouge, Saturday Night Fever, Look Whos Talking, Poltergiest, The Bourne Identity , The Exorcist, Friday the 13th, Freddie vs. Jason, Nightmare on Elm St., Halloween, Con Air, American Beauty, Jersey Girl, Assassins , Blade, Cliffhanger, Clerks, Hackers, First Knight, The Net , Beavis and Butthead Do America, Drunken Master, Bloodsport, Hollowman, Speed, Home Alone, Home Alone 2, Jaws, Jaws 2, Jaws: The Revenge, King Kong, School of Rock, Suicide Club, Final Destination, Final Destination 2 , Anaconda, White Chicks, A Clockwork Orange, True Lies, The Basketball Diaries, One Flew over The Cuckoo's Nest , Spun, Full Metal Jacket, Finding Nemo, The Hunted, Spun, Home on the Range, Sin City, Deep Rising, Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest, Total Recall, Empire, From Dusk 'til Dawn, Kalifornia, Wrong Turn, American Psycho, Don't be a Menace to South Central while drinking your Juice in the Hood, Snatch, Traffic, Under Siege, Under Siege: Dark Territory, As Good as It Gets , Three Fugitives, The Jetsons meet The Flinstones, Braveheart, Payback, Paycheck, Johnny Mnemonic, Blown Away, Mrs. Doubtfire , Desperado, The Superman Movies, Platoon, Coming to America, Trading Places, Uncle Buck, Who is Harry Crumb?, X-Men: The Last Stand, Pulse, Up the Creek, Squirting 201, The Violation of Aurora Snow, Hostel, Snakes on a Plane , The Illusionist, Saw 3

Television:

The News, Seinfeld, The King of Queens, the Weather Channel, Family Guy, Megastructures, Cops, When Animals Attack, MTV Video Wake-Up, The L Word, Weeds, The Sopranos, Megamovers, Dirty Jobs, Overhaul, Infomercials at 3am, other than that I dont watch fucking T.V.

Books:

Terminal by Robin Cook, Shadowfires by Dean Koontz, Bruce Lee: The Art of Expressing the Human Body, Readers' Digest North American Wildlife, Mortal Fear, Blindsight, Mutation, Invasion, Outbreak, Vital Signs, all by Robin Cook, Cooking for Orgies and Other Large Parties by Jack S Margolis and Daud Alani, SAS Self-defense Handbook by John 'Lofty' Little

Heroes:

Ozzy Osbourne. Can't nobody drink and do that many drugs and still be alive. ..

My Blog

RAMBO 4 TRAILER IS FUCKED UP

this movie is gonna be fucked up. check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6i090FGzQ
Posted by RickRock on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:09:00 PST

BLINGED OUT BUMS AND THE MULTI-COLORED DIAMOND VIDEO iPOD MEDALLION

jesus christ, lately i have been seeing homeless ppl around hudson county that look like extras off a crunk video. a few days ago i was at a local checkers with a friend, when we pulled up to the driv...
Posted by RickRock on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:39:00 PST

SERENDIPITY3: FROZEN HOT CHOCOLATE!

last night at around 8:30 pm eastern time i walked into Serendipity3 in the city, 60th st. between 2nd and 3rd avenues. this place has eluded me since i first heard about it from a co-worker at the fr...
Posted by RickRock on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:37:00 PST

THE GREATEST DEAL OF ALL TIME!!

my quest is over! i have just unpackaged and booted up an hp pavilion dv9000 entertainment laptop with built-in 1.3 megapixel webcam and integrated microphone, included remote control, windows vista h...
Posted by RickRock on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:47:00 PST

LAPTOP SHOPPING IS A GODDAMN SPORT

i have begun my quest for the perfect laptop! i have been to circuit city in the city where this gentleman informed me about the ways of laptop shopping (he had been shopping for weeks discovering the...
Posted by RickRock on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:26:00 PST

IT'S SHOWTIME!!

whats up kids! after being in job limbo (macy's.. dont get me wrong.. i still love that place!) as a sales associate, and climbing garrett mountain to get to the training center in sub-freezing temper...
Posted by RickRock on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:12:00 PST

SAW 3

holy fuck! this movie is everything that hostel was supposed to be, and more! now i LOVE gore, violence, blood, RIPPED FLESH, the sounds of shattering bones, blood-curdling screams, ..pretty much anyt...
Posted by RickRock on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:14:00 PST

the *CRAZY* world of sales!

hey kids! i know i haven't been on for a while so just to keep in touch, imma let you know whats going on .. the insane realm of the sell! *cue dramatic music* ... honing skills in the art of persuasi...
Posted by RickRock on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:11:00 PST

game's new album + BEER PONG!

im listening to game's new album, the doctor's advocate, right now, and let me tell you, this shit is sick. of course as you already know he totally shits all over 50 and his crew on 'the funeral', bu...
Posted by RickRock on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST

ground to machine won first place!

they were amazing last night! you should have seen the look on everyones faces as johnny rockstar, luis, kiirsten, and eddie delivered their musical mastery. luis and john were basically doing aerial ...
Posted by RickRock on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:50:00 PST