I am so bad i should be detention i am the man

About Me

SEXY-TIMEi am a drummer, a dice shoota, a hooker slayer, a limo rideing , lear jet flyin, kiss stealen , wheelin dealin son of a gun. WHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO. i find midgets to be charming and i don't trust people with hooks for hands. people with one leg shorter then the other that walk on a tilt jesus don't get me started on them. people say i remind them of a young burt reynolds, and i agree with them. i love fried chicken and bbq's. i also enjoy the greener things in life. jesus once told me damn son you is fly i said to him tell me something i don't know. also you can't trust people with 11 toes, no souls, and cockroach blood. one thing alot of people don't no about me is i am the basterd child of lionel richie. also i am the grandson of alice cooper but he doesn't know it. i come down a long line of HOLLYWOOD superstars, but they don't know it. i only wear sweat bands in the winter. i also don't have a fish tank... Colt 45 on FunnyOrDie.com ..

My Interests

DANIEL SON WHOOPS STEVE VAI'S ASS hookers guns gambling drinking smokeing fakeing my death drums 80's rap music ah ha ha ha . your momma's sweet hoochie coochie smokeing crack peeing on people slaping people who are shorter then me i'v been known to crap my pants while eating cheese steaks smoken ci-gars and be-in classy burt reynolds "lionel" enough said you no i'm easy like a sunday morning getting more food on me then in me chewing on peoples fingers randomly exposing only my left testacile again you can't forget LOST CAUSE CD OUT end of JUNE

I'd like to meet:

burt reynolds, gary busey or nick nolte there the same person so it doesn't matter, hulk hogan, the guy that started makeing miller high life because that really is the champagne of beers, rick james R.I.P., slick rick, and most of all the bay city rollers cuz its always saturdaynight in my head
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Music:

HALL & OATES

Movies:

the baby sitters club

Books:

Hustler and classy stash's from around the world

My Blog

That's life

that's life thats what all the people say your rideing high in april shot down in may but i know i'm going to change that tune when i'm back on top back on top in june i said thats life and ...
Posted by I am so bad i should be detention i am the man on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:18:00 PST