HELLOOOOOO..My name is Lesley (The Jerk Of All Trades)the Less Teeth And More Tits..serounded by a bunch of hypercrits, I live in Nasty stinky filthy Union City NJ thats where all the dramma begins, it starts like this...I AM..very openminded, Out going, friendly, unforgiving person, a fuckin trip! funny, and very vulgur "THE GREEN GOO" lol (inside joke) I love Bounceing into bars and shows, Shows is my laaaife! --- pronounce this, Metal makes me mojao myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its my life! MUSICK! Good Musick is my life, NO "Nu-Metal" none of that Garbitch "hard Core
Metal" "tickle me "EMO" --- "wtf is THAT!!!! NOPE, NO!
I may have been down for the round but when things turn around I'll knock you to the ground, cuz in the end I'll have the KO and thats what matters, you may have won the batttle but I won the war, in the long run I'll be the one to taste victory and !YOU FUCKERS! will only catch a taste of my brass knuckles! when I'm in class you'll find my boot up your ass!!! I have a few friends that I'm willin to keep them REAL! cuz outta a bunch 1 can fuck you over and that int happening, It takes alot for me to hate but if you put out the bait I wouldint mine licking it off your plate, I dont condone violence but I do beleive in retrobution, Act fake tords me and I'll try my best to break you hard as can be. Lmfao. She cracks her knuckles She's big and bad and she's not afraid to show it She'll take you down like muthafuckin bullet, She'll slice you, dice you fillet and spice you And don't think that she won't do it, oh yeah she would! Cuz she's big and bad and she ain't no fool for you or anyone ealse, She will cut you into threads Fuck your ass up until you're dead With her fat fingers Right between the eyes! If looks could kill we'd all be dead She'll kill you with her hands instead While you're drooling at her clevage Oops! Now you're blind! Her fat pack stomach and eyes all wired up She'll crush you make you blush and set you on fire! She's bad, bad ass! Want to laugh and have fun?? IM me, *WICKEDPUSYCATT* If you's have [email protected]
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