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Doug

About Me

I am the most laid-back chill person you will ever meet.

Lets let other people describe me. Here is a qutoe from Dawn

"Doug is a rockstar!!!When i saw him the other day it was as if i was seeing Jesus himself.I literally heard angels singing,I kid you not!"

Sounds good right. Here is what my boss says about me
"I see Doug everyday, and when I do, I feel like nailing him to a cross."

You'll have to make the call yourself

Amongst my many talents, my favorite is that I can make the Kittie purr :) I love you babe. It's always 11:23.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You know in those fighting games where you are some character and usually near then end before you fight the big boss you have to pass the mirror match. You know when your character fights another one of you that looks exactly the same except the other version has differant clothes on?

That's who I want to meet...mirror match Doug. I want to see what he is wearing.

My Blog

My so-called Generosity (twice as much as Claire Danes)

So I went to the Angelica today with John to see Grizzly Man, which is about a guy who lived with grizzle bears for a few years before they killed and ate him. Anyway Im on line to buy tickets and Cl...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 21:56:00 GMT

Corn is cannibalistic

People eat corn but corn is not properly digested.  In fact some of it is not digested and passes through. The sewage system in many cities works like this:  At some point the shit is caught...
Posted by on Sat, 28 May 2005 14:23:00 GMT

taking the ferry by yourself is an adventure

So a week ago was my friend Jays birthday and he had a party in the city. He wanted to watch the Red Sox game. The only problem was most of the people going were already in the city and I was at wor...
Posted by on Mon, 16 May 2005 14:56:00 GMT

often overlooked 11th plague

So Im sitting in Martini Red talking to my friends about Passover as the Bangles play in the background and it hit me like a ton of matzo. I mean it spun me around like a dreidel. I figured it out....
Posted by on Sun, 01 May 2005 20:47:00 GMT

i'll start this out without any blogs

so i thought i should see what this whole blog thing was about but i'm sick and i don't have anything to talk about so I'll make it quick I told someone it was "cold as hell" the other day. Then I...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Mar 2005 19:31:00 GMT