My so-called Generosity (twice as much as Claire Danes) |
So I went to the Angelica today with John to see Grizzly Man, which is about a guy who lived with grizzle bears for a few years before they killed and ate him. Anyway Im on line to buy tickets and Cl... Posted by on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 21:56:00 GMT |
Corn is cannibalistic |
People eat corn but corn is not properly digested. In fact some of it is not digested and passes through.
The sewage system in many cities works like this: At some point the shit is caught... Posted by on Sat, 28 May 2005 14:23:00 GMT |
taking the ferry by yourself is an adventure |
So a week ago was my friend Jays birthday and he had a party in the city. He wanted to watch the Red Sox game. The only problem was most of the people going were already in the city and I was at wor... Posted by on Mon, 16 May 2005 14:56:00 GMT |
often overlooked 11th plague |
So Im sitting in Martini Red talking to my friends about Passover as the Bangles play in the background and it hit me like a ton of matzo. I mean it spun me around like a dreidel. I figured it out.... Posted by on Sun, 01 May 2005 20:47:00 GMT |
i'll start this out without any blogs |
so i thought i should see what this whole blog thing was about but i'm sick and i don't have anything to talk about so I'll make it quick
I told someone it was "cold as hell" the other day. Then I... Posted by on Fri, 04 Mar 2005 19:31:00 GMT |