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To check out my growing mental retardation, please visit WWW.HORSEDROWNINGS.COM . I like to make things funny. You see, Theo, you take the thing with the parts and the bits and you take the ironies and the funnies and you take the blender an' you miggs'em degether in da bowwwl widda Jello gups widda zpinnin' aroun' until thubowl iz maygin' a mezz all over th'countertopsss with the greasy zpoonz an' doilet paperz an' then you've got the funnies an' you share 'em with'th' peoples across th' internets. Yeah, that sums it up rather well, I'd say.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet Findleworth the Marching Vagrant. He sings, he dances, he touches the childrens' hearts. For two dollars, he'll wash your windshield and your asshole!

My Blog

Sept. 19th, 2008 - Recent Site Content

If you haven't checked out www.horsedrownings.com, here's what you've been missing:Just added today: Theory of the day, featuring Sarah Jessica ParkerYesterday's article: Fun With Disrespect, where I ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:43:00 GMT

Animinis 2 Spaceboyz

New cartoon short. Check it out here:http://www.horsedrownings.com/archives/archive_080204_a nimini002_spaceboyz.html
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:44:00 GMT

New Animated Content

I've started a new series of cartoon shorts. They're so I can throw content up frequently between larger projects, plus for practice and promotion. So please check it out. This is the first one:http:/...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:20:00 GMT

Horse Drownings Radio Podcast 21 AND Floppos 4

You need podcasts in your life. You need to laugh at things. It's necessary. This is where you will get such lovely things. You don't even have to lick chode to get what you want.Horse Drownings Radio...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 13:45:00 GMT

7/8/07 - Dear Blog

Greetings Blog. You had some fucked-up parents to name you 'Blog'. Then must have resented the stench coming off you when you popped out of the baby-drain. Late night, long day. One of those nights so...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:42:00 GMT

7/3/07 - Dear Blog

Hello. Today sucked a shrimp's rancid nutsack (assuming shrimps have nutsacks). At my place of employment, today's task entitled me to keep my arms stretched out in front of me all day. This has cause...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:43:00 GMT

The Exorcist Ain't Got Shit On Me

Go to www.horsedrownings.com and look at the new video I made today. You'll know which one it is, because it's the only one I've made in years, and damn it if you haven't known me that long. I do cons...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 18:29:00 GMT

A happy Myspace blog entry (for a change)

...But with no point! Gotcha, dirty weenstain! No one reads these anyhow. You've got blogger and vlogger (both retarded words, I assure you) celebrities on the internet. YouTube has them, but who's go...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:22:00 GMT

The Myspace groups thing is fucking retarded.

Random assholes would send me group requests in the past. I would usually say yes and that was that. I didn't give two penis-welts what they were for. Now, I say, "Fuck this, I don't want attachment t...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 13:58:00 GMT

Myspace is a slow piece of rotted marketing shit. So is AIM.

Not too much outside of that fact. If you want to know what I'm listening to while I'm writing this, then you can fucking die too. Now let's talk about my feelings...Wait, fuck that. Leave the emo shi...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:54:00 GMT