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FireMonkey

About Me

We fuckin rock. We come from Earth but have more to do with outer space and time travel. We have destroyed zombies since before you were born. We may be some form of zombie ourselves. Yes, we have a time machine. No, monkeys are very smart. Although certain members continue to hail the Dark Lord in public we have no religious affiliation. Before humanity existed Earth had two moons, we blew one up because there were people living on it and that just pissed us off. We are the reason Mars is dead. Arch enemies include: Galileo, Mit Romney, the Christian Right, the Public School system, NASA, Fed-Ex, and anyone else who doesn't like to have fun. We are out of our minds, unfashionable, loud and drunk at most times of the day.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/31/2007
Band Members: Dave, Rory, Matt.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

haiku

monkey sees a cavedawn opens on the green lawnbelief is fleeting
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:20:00 GMT

Why Mars is the deads planet

So, going back likes a millenials or somethings, FireMonkey is in the year 1600 ands meets a young german dude, Hans Lippershey, who was the first guy to make like a goods working telescope and stuff....
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 11:42:00 GMT

Monkey Riding Mini Bike

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVzY6MtAAkQ see stupid humans! evens now, we train monkey-biker squadrons of deaths. one day all monkees will rides motorcycles, and thens we will takes all of...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:36:00 GMT

The mating habits of burning monkeys

In response to someone asking me relationship advice:Sos, when a monkees is wanna do it with a chick, the first thing he do is go all gooey eyed and shit whiles he looks at her all up and down. Now th...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:49:00 GMT

Wheres do those FireMonkey come from?

     Things start ten thousands years ago whens time-traveling, enlightened, caveman, pirates accidentally gets lost in time. Maybe they was high or something. They was being persu...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 14:15:00 GMT

Still Coming....

How can a FireMonkey be coming for so long? I don't know, but we're still coming.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 07:43:00 GMT

Coming soon...

What? We're coming soon. 
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:06:00 GMT