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Grant Gordon

My Interests

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People willing to laugh at my command.

My Blog

Not for the faint of colon...

I cut gym to shit my pants. I was in high school, and I despised using their toilets. I also had a tendency to delay shitting in general until it was absolutely necessary, sometime putting it off for ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 14:13:00 GMT

The Legend of the Lanalin

I get a rash when I shave. Red bumpy pimply type things appear at the base of my neck. Ive tried everything from scalding hot water to fancy Neutrogena shaving creams and nothing works. My Dad noticed...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:55:00 GMT