I am a comic, I like to laugh, wether its at a funny cartoon or someone killing a hooker, its all about having a good time.
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You Are Japanese Food
Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you're not always eaten raw.
What Kind of Food Are You? Sailing, the beach, jewelry making, sewing, smoking weed, outdoor concerts, hippie shit, stand-up comedy, heckling strangers, talking to dogs, playing with boys, painting, sculpting, lieing to my mom.
Your Animal Personality
Your Power Animal: Shark
Animal You Were in a Past Life: Polar Bear
You have a strong character - you are an aggressive, ambitious, go-getter.
You were born to lead.
The Animal Personality Test
Gahndi, but he's dead.
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Queen, Ween, basically anything that ends in "een", Phish, David Bowie, Tenacious D, Beck, Grateful Dead, G love, Presidents of the United States of America, Bobs Dylon and Marley, Gangly Moose, The Photons, Blackalicious, Weezer, Cake, The Roots, The Bangles, Billy Idol, Super Tramp, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggert, Sweatin Honey, George Clinton, this could go on forever.............
Your Musical Tastes Match: Weird Al
See his whole playlist here (iTunes required)
What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?
Pootie Tang!, Zoolander, Clue, Uncle Buck, All of Me, The Kill Bills, Labrynth & The Dark Crystal (anything with muppets), Blazing Saddles, Mean Machine, Resevoir Dogs, Okay, so if its bloody or funny or has lots of fuzzy puppets, then I'm in.
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Aqua Teen Mother Fuckers, number one in the hood, My Name is Earl, Family Guy, the Simpsons, The Oblongs, Law&Order, South Park, King of the Hill, Anything Stand-Up, Reno 911(I miss "The State"), Arrested Developement, Ellen....again, if its bloody or funny.............
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.
The Muppet Personality Test
Anything by David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, or Garrison Keillor, The Outsiders, Love Story, Gone With the Wind, The Harry Potter stuff, Topsy Dingo Wild Dog, I read alot but I also smoke alot of pot so .............
Steve Martin, John Candy, Lilly Tomlin, Judith Claire Segal-the worlds greatest micologist, The guy that invented steam rollers(the pipe kind, not the trucks), Ivy from Soul Calibur.