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Ted

Comedian Ted Greenberg

About Me

See TedGreenberg.com. I'm a comic. I wrote for "Late Night with David Letterman" and won an Emmy Award for my efforts.

My Interests

Nothing interests me more than the interests of my top friends. I urge you to look into this. .

I'd like to meet:

Top friends 1, 11 & 12.

Music:

I love the music. Especially the tastes of my top friends. Top friend 5 grooves on techno while top friend 9, enjoys ska. What a group!!!! Gives you an idea of what our 'top friend" parties are like. My neighbors would complain about the noise if they weren't so busy boogieing to the beat!

Movies:

I believe film to be the pinnacle art. That's demonstrated in some of the choices of my top friends. Top friend 7 loves a drive-in film about anything. While top friend 12 kicks it up even older school with stag films in the boidoir.

Television:

I'm not one of those people who only watches public television and Mike Wallace with that terrific Andy Roony. I've owned a television for years and watch over it constantly.

Books:

I overheard one of my top friends say "there is no frigate like a book to take us lands apart." That's my feeling exactly.

Heroes:

That should be pretty obvious by now - top friends 1 through 12. They provide more inspiration than all my non-top friends combined.