Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear |
Holy Moley I haven't written anything here in a long time. What do I want to talk about tonight. Let's see....what's going on. Umm....hmm...uhh. I just got a phone call from a 216 area code. Where the...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jan 2010 18:20:00 GMT |
The Reverberation Of Stupidity |
Jesus Christ I haven't written anything here in 5 months! I've certainly had a lot on my mind. So much so that I think it's quite possible I may have broke my brain. Some synapse has unsynapsed or a s...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:22:00 GMT |
Dividing Infinity By Forever |
So I've taken a vow of silence. Nah not really, I lost my voice which has led me to realize that....damn I talk alot. I'm trying not to speak and I've even had to censor talking to myself, which is ne...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 16:44:00 GMT |
Copulating Monkeys |
I just remembered this anecdote the other day. So about 2 years ago I went to this audition I saw in backstage where they were looking for dancers, actors, singers, comedians, flamethowers, fire eater...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:11:00 GMT |
A Man A Plan A Canal Panama |
One night I became obsessed with palindromes and was determined to write one. It's hard! Haven't figured it out yet. Where do you start? If you look up palindromes on wikipedia there are some very goo...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:09:00 GMT |
Render All That Which Is Ceasar’s Unto Ceasar |
Ok so it's a new year so they say. I think new years eve is kind of a handjob. People all around the world have arbitrarily decided that 12.31 marks the end of a year, and this is not based in any kin...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:22:00 GMT |
All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front...al Lobes Removed |
So basically, what it comes down to, is that I hate thinking. I think too much too quickly about too many subjects and happenings past present future possibilities or lack thereof or coulda woulda sho...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:22:00 GMT |
Andrew Carnegie Has Got Plans For Me |
So I woke up the other morning dreaming that Andrew Carnegie was calling me. I answered the phone and he says 'this is Andrew Carnegie' and I was confused because he sounded so young so I was like 'th...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:27:00 GMT |
We’re Gonna Party Like It’s 1929! |
So appearantly (I have to stop using this word until I can figure out how to spell it) the world is going to hell in a handbasket so I have been extremely busy designing mine, cause I'm not going in j...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:33:00 GMT |
I’m Ordering Up a Domain Enlarger, Just $19.95 Plus Shipping and Handling |
You see! I told you he'd win. Hallelujah Amen! Now I don't have to worry about committing some kind of heinous act. Not sure what the act might have been. But believe me, it would have been atrocious....
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:31:00 GMT |
