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TJ Del Reno

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About Me


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TJDelReno.com The Un-Unofficial Official Website
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My spot at Comic Strip Live!
This is a ten minute set I did at Talent's Urban Show at The Broadway Comedy Club Sunday night.
This is a set I did at Jordan's Lounge in Jersey City hosted by my friend Marlon Randolph, Thursday night at 8pm
So come see one of my shows, I will get you in with no cover charge and then you buy a DVD, deal? Support me so I can get off Food Stamps!
I am in a video on Daily Comedy through my friend DC Benny called Joke Jokes done by famous comics and ME so click HERE to read his blogs they are hysterical or click HERE to see my video with me and Joey Gay telling Joke Jokes!
Watch my commercials I am in @ Dave Clark Media . Click subscribe, fresh off editing table, then the last video to the right.
I am the voice of Ricky in ROCKSTARS new game BULLY! So buy it and listen to my shitty voice acting! This is my only slice of stardom so I will milk the shit out of it knuckleheads!
LISTEN TO NOTHING BUT NONSENSE Radio show! Special guest comedians, bits, comedy, farts, funny shite! Subscribe to NBN with a podcast Nothing But Nonsense Podcast

My Interests

TRANSFORMERS, funny people, famous people, hot girls, comedy, horror, Industrial music, goth, anime, toys, video games, art, comic books, RPG games.

I'd like to meet:

1: A pretty girl that I can hang out with, feed, take for walkies, train, and one day have her compete in a potato sack race.

2: A hobo that asks for change in a civilized manner, "Pardon me sir but I have lost my cottage and I am now forced, against my will of course, to dwell on the cobble stone streets. By chance you would you have a shilling so that I may rid my sorrows in some fine ale?"

3: A person who can come up with the third one.

Music:

KMFDM, PIG, Skinny Puppy, Chemlab, Front Line Assembly, Pop Will Eat Itself, Tool, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Ministry, 80's music, Green Day, Nirvana, Bush, Stone Temple Pilots, Bad Religion, Dead Kennedy's, LARD, M.C. Chris

Movies:

Fifith Element, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Event Horizon, Shaun of the Dead, Night, Day and Dawn of the Dead, Battle Royal, Ninja Scroll, Akira, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Pulp Fiction, Grindhouse

Television:

Robot Chicken, Family Guy, South Park, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Whitest Kids You Know, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Transformers

Books:

I don't read! What is this the 1800's! Get a TV or a DVD player for god's sake! I saw them advertise books on TV and I said to myself "Nice try books, that's why I got the TV!"

Heroes:

Bolgna, Provolone chees, turkey, ham, lettuce, tomato, onions, with honey mustard on a hoagie. ( I said hoagie cause I'm from NJ)

My Blog

R.I.P Rasheed

Rest In Peace Rasheed you are up there doing comedy until GOD gives you the white light...I killed last night for you brother in.
Posted by TJ Del Reno on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:20:00 PST

R.I.P. Nikki Del Reno

Rest In Piece Nikki Del Reno  Last night my dog passed away from heart failure and I will miss him so much.  I hope right now he is being walked in heaven by Bill Hicks and Richard...
Posted by TJ Del Reno on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:18:00 PST

ROWAN UNIVERSITY NJ COMEDY FESTIVAL SHOW

Last night I performed at Rowan University for SUP's NJ Comedy Festival Competition and it was incredible!  The crowd was amazing and I can't wait to go back and make them all laugh again!&n...
Posted by TJ Del Reno on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:15:00 PST

Check out this event: HA!ctoberfest Comedy Show at Knuckleheads

Hosted By: TJ Del RenoWhen: Saturday Oct 06, 2007 at 10:00 PMWhere: Knuckleheads Comedy Club17 Washington Street ( use Jimmy C's entrance)Toms River, NJ 08753United StatesDescription:TJ Del Reno Click...
Posted by TJ Del Reno on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:58:00 PST

MY AMAZING BIRTHDAY PARTY!

Well first off I have the greatest friends ever!  My friend ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Sharon brought a cat-o-nine tails whip and started to bea...
Posted by TJ Del Reno on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:38:00 PST

Rob and BIG

  Mtv has a lot of awful shows but the worst is Rob and Big.  This follows around a skinny white skateboarder and a fat black guy.  The show is so boring it should be hours of Big "feed...
Posted by TJ Del Reno on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:15:00 PST

Celebrity Fit Club

 When you're a washed up celebrity and want to be back in the spotlight just get fat thanks to VH1....
Posted by TJ Del Reno on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:09:00 PST

Mik-a-palooza recap

   I brought up the idea of a gang bang because there was an even amount of guys and girls.  Mike said to me immediately, in a serious tone, "TJ, no gang bang, please my parents live he...
Posted by TJ Del Reno on Thu, 31 May 2007 03:25:00 PST

Adam Sandler in the movie "Click"

Do you know why this is the title of the movie? Because when it's on cable you go "click"....
Posted by TJ Del Reno on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:41:00 PST

It's hard growing up a funny kid...

I wish I was an adopted Jewish Albino with an Asian mother and an African father so I could write about my crazy life!  But alas I am not, I was just funny growing up and that's a lot harder than...
Posted by TJ Del Reno on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST