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I am here for Friends

About Me

I'd just like to do the normal things guys my age do. Rape people to death, eat their flesh and sew the rest into my clothing.... and if they are very, VERY lucky... in that order. Aside from that I like to take long walks in my garagemailbox with unicorns and bits of loosemeats. And I have no kneecaps....*SIGH*
You can check out pictures, videos and other nonsense that I actually give a shit about on my Live Journal here. I post on that more often than here to be honest with you.
If I don't know you, you don't know me, we have never met in person, or can't give me a good reason why you are sending me a friend request: I will most likely not add you. If your page takes more than 60seconds to load due to you having all your information being filled out with dumb pictures instead of words, you have one of those annoying see through backround things and the text is a different colour or damn near impossible to read: I will NOT add you. And as it says below.. I see one "thanx 4 the add" I will delete you from my friends list.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd Really like to meet that guy from that show about the 2 people and the elephant... no Raffi! He's the one with the gimp leg and the hook hand right? If not him, the person responsible for the invention of underpants...I don't know where my profesional career would be without that one.

Ohh! I would also like to meet Lewis Black, I think he's my dad...I'm not shure.

And I swear to go, I will delete on sight any comments that have "Thanks for the Add" on them in any way. No pictures that say it, no cut and paste shite that is impersonal and rude. So... ye be warned. I will delete the comments. and if there is one that is some fancy cut and paste job. I will delete you from the coveted friends list. Deal with it bitches, learn to make REAL friends in the REAL world and stop taking this piss bucket of a site so seriously.

My Blog

ROOMMATES NEEDED!

Ok, so I'm trying to see if I can find some roommates to move into my place to help make things a little easier and less lonely. Here's the info: Location: Whitehall, PA 18052 Eastern coast of...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 22:19:00 GMT

The End of the Internet? READ THIS! SERIOUSLY!

http://ipower.ning.com/netneutralityCheck this out!If this is true, this will be the end of the internet as we know it.I'm just hearing about this now... so if it is bullshit or a  hoax, PLEASE l...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:42:00 GMT

We will all miss you Jess...

So, I seem to keep loosing freinds.  I know it’s inevitible... but does it need to be happening so damn soon.  You were too good for this strange and terrible world...I just wish we co...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:54:00 GMT

beetles...

I was pretty pissed this morning when I was woken up by our security company to let me know that no one was here to open the store this morning. So I had to shower and get dressed and rush over here ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:35:00 GMT

Movies

okay, so I just got Netflix. I got a pretty decent list of movies so far, but I am just wondering what other movies I should see. I have like 25 picked out so far and I would really enjoy seeing s...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:36:00 GMT

Testing...

This entire blog was typed out via my Treo 700P cellular telephone/computering machine. Anyway, it's now 2008 and I've just had a decidedly wonderful evening. Got to spend time with my friends, ea...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 23:35:00 GMT

Time

There hasn't been a whole lot of posting from me here.  And I'm terribly sorry for that.  I've been really busy living OFF the internet that I've not had time to sit in the cheetos riddled c...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 07:02:00 GMT

Sorry to subject you to this subject line.

So I've been quiet for a while and I guess all you "Myspacers" might be wondering what has been "up" as the kids say these days.  Well I'll tell you.  I've been ill, busy, driving, working, ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:46:00 GMT

SLICK IDIOT & MORE MACHINE THAN MAN TOUR!

Hey all you smelly bitches! I never update this stupid thing or check it really... aside from to read PJ's blog to cheer me up when I'm down.  And laugh at my brothers boobies. Seriously though.&...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 17:23:00 GMT

You have got to get in on this with me.

With all the hoosafudge about all those crazy dateing services rearing their ruined romance heads. I've decided that I want to open up my own online dating service for teens who are into ri...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 20:07:00 GMT