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About Me

You'll find Chris on stage at 1 am, Entertaining the drunkards of NYC. He can been seen nightly at a comedy club near you humorously weaving together the problems of society and his own shortcomings, it's in this nightly New York setting where he has been known to comedicaly pummel hungry crowds into submission like some crazed verbal breakdancer... Now click below to visit my website .

My Interests

I enjoy moonlit walks on poulleted beaches, Watching hippies watch people eat meat, and crying children.

Music:

The Vandals, Bad Religion, Portishead, Radiohead, & other bands with "head" in their name, Balkan Beat Box, Tribe, Biggie, J5

Movies:

Hollywood is shit

Television:

TV will rot your brain. Give me Literature and Whiskey or give me death. unless it's the daily show.

Books:

Now defining yourself through books is a whole different story. Douglas Adams, Tom Robbins, Bukowski , HST RIP, Tom Wolf, Steinbeck, Orson Scott Card, Frank Herbert.

Heroes:

Lenny Bruce, Hunter S. Thompson, masters of slicing through the social norm with prose.

My Blog

Oprah Visits Africa

US chat show host Oprah Winfrey has offered the students at her new school in South Africa free HIV tests and treatment if it is needed. To set an example, the 53-year-old underwent an HIV test herse...
Posted by The Mighty Iacono on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:23:00 PST

Computerless and Dammed

I have no computer. The screen broke, I am currently typing this blog from the internet cafe on 42nd st in times square. It smells in here. And there are lots of people who look like they should ...
Posted by The Mighty Iacono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Keep up the good work America!

Every body has opinions about this country. But nobody has any points. With that said here are mine. The war in Iraq is still raging on. It barrels down the tra...
Posted by The Mighty Iacono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Matts are boring

Okay, so I was expecting a little more out of this whole Matt farm thing. I've been cultivating and brewing them for the last 2 months now, and I've yet to see the benefit. The initial idea was to cre...
Posted by The Mighty Iacono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So there used to be this guy right?

So there used to be this guy. His name was Chris and he lived on the east coast. Chris lived your average artist driven life. His weeks were planned from paycheck to paycheck. His shoes were aged, tat...
Posted by The Mighty Iacono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Its official

WOOOO HOOOOO, the website is finally up. I am now officially a bloody web whore. Everybody go check it out. bookmark it and let me know how it looks in your browser. No pictures yet. Send me some...
Posted by The Mighty Iacono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You people are ridiculos.....

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! (yeah I know it's cynical but it must be said) So I wake up this moring, and am subject to 6 bullitin posts about the dangers of catching vd online from some kid named m...
Posted by The Mighty Iacono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate old Italian women

My grandmother sucks. She sucks, she sucks, she sucks. I swear she's gonna drive me insane before I have the chance to find an apartment. Old school italian women have got to be the most difficult peo...
Posted by The Mighty Iacono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm getting loopy

I'm going on 24 hours with no sleep. agian. Can anyone tell me why it's so difficult to maintain a Day/Awake, Night/Sleep schedule. I'm starting to bug out. For a brief second I I second guessed my f...
Posted by The Mighty Iacono on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST