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harley

Rave on

About Me

Born 23 years ago.
Raised in the prairie of West LA,
witnessing the horrors of oxidized fame.
Now im here with one purpose only:
to slap the human incarnations of the BLING entity.
Bring it on!

Check out my gossip blog, it'll slap your head off:

www.celebslap.com

My Interests

the whole shabang

I'd like to meet:


music lovers of the world, unite! Best MySpace Band is your playground

Music:

Gorrilaz, Tori Amos, Gomez, Belle & Sebastian, Futureheads, Built To Spill, Sage Francis, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, Beck, The Arcade Fire, Dresden Dolls, Patrick Wolf, Eminem, The Delgados, The Shins, Fiona Apple, Ian Brown, Gwen Stefani, M.I.A, Blur and so on.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Hairspray, The Hudsucker Proxy, Pink Flamingos, Wild At Heart, One Two Three, Polyester, Dog Show, Waiting For Mr. Guffman, Crybaby and so forth.

Television:

yup

My Blog

Britney is divorcing K-fed

bring us a bottle of your finest champagne!! homegirl finally got her brains back. ..http://www.celebslap.com/the-end-of-an-era-britneys-divorc ing-k-fed/  ...
Posted by harley on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:13:00 PST

spunk your Halloween with dirty celebrities costumes

sure been a while... thought I'd come back with style, so I'm bringing you my cheap and cheesy tips on how to dress up as the most detested celebs. her, for instance:check it out:http://www.celebslap....
Posted by harley on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:50:00 PST

Let me taste your tears, Paris Hilton!

princess skank was denied entry to the VMA's after party at the Bungalow 8 and started sobbing. Bad things happen to bad bitches. http://www.celebslap.com/no-more-partying-for-paris-hilton/. ..
Posted by harley on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:56:00 PST

Britney has iron balls

otherwise, I don't get how she can walk through the streets looking like a junk yard. This woman is so brave... http://www.celebslap.com/britney-presents-bravetrash/ ...
Posted by harley on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 02:26:00 PST

Good Joke: Boy George Sweeping NY Streets

I really laughed when I saw this... http://www.celebslap.com/time-to-take-out-the-trash/ ...
Posted by harley on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:48:00 PST

Mel Gibson Has No Testicles

What a loser that guy is... I hope he gets locked up with some big hard guy named Bubba Love. http://www.celebslap.com/mel-gibson-finally-spits-out-fcking -jews/ ...
Posted by harley on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 02:13:00 PST

Nicole Richie's Dad Thinks She's Doing Great

Can't Lionel see she's on the verge of disappearance? He also said the talk about her weight problem hurts him more than it hurts her. Of course it doesn't hurt her! she likes it!   ht...
Posted by harley on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:36:00 PST

So Avril Lavigne is married now, great

I really hope she's planning on getting pregnant before she turns 22... Read all about it in my blog: http://www.celebslap.com/sk8ter-girls-a-married-woman-now/  ...
Posted by harley on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 07:35:00 PST

Madonna get's Guy all jealous

Madge's husband doesn't like it when she's all over her ex-boyfriends. That's why he dragged her off a NY dance floor, where she was getting down with Lenny Kravitz. I wrote about it in my blog: ...
Posted by harley on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:17:00 PST

Would you agree to be Pam Anderson's kids?

Yea, she's hot. But could you handle a mom like that? check out mother Pamela in a bikini together with her kids: http://www.celebslap.com/wham-bam-thank-you-pam/...
Posted by harley on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:56:00 PST