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[slightly>zero]

recovering goth...

About Me

i am very good
at talking
about my feelings...
but only to people
i don't really know.

KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN.

"There's nothing here, but what here's mine..."

Brandwunden hell, verwelkt schnell.

Learn the future of your love life here... it seriously works.

Check Out My Flickr Account...

Join Dodgeball.com so we can be friends in real life.

DISCLAIMER: I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU (1) ARE STUPID, (2) ARE A CHILD, OR (3) DO NOT SEND ME A MESSAGE FIRST. IF YOU TRY TO ADD ME, YOU WILL BE SCORNED.



if life gives you lemons... add vodka.

Can You See Me?
in london...

paris...

vienna...

budapest...

My Interests

playing with dead things, starfucking, psychological monkey torture, pot-bellied pigs, martinis, astral projection, cosmetic amputation, martinis, breaking my fingers...

i can also be found on these sites:
Glamnation
facebook
LinkedIn
Going.com
sonicliving
dodgeball.com
punkrockers.com
friendster
vlaze

i am not a 15-year-old girl!
..Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe."Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought -- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought.And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back."And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy...Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

I'd like to meet:

the katie jane garside of 1992. the jennifer conneley of 1990. and the milla jovovich of 1996.NOT YOU... BUT MAYBE YOUR CUTE FRIEND.

(ONLY PEOPLE WHO I MAY SOMEDAY MEET IN THE REAL WORLD PLEASE - I'M NOT COLLECTING PHONY INNARWEB FRIENDS!!!)

well, how 'bout who i DO NOT want to meet?

LAME BANDS FUCK OFF!!!! Unless you really feel you suit my musical interests or someone in the band knows me... I AM SICK OF SHITTY MYSPACE MUSIC!!!!

No Children Please! i'm incapable of watching my language, and i don't want to get busted for corrupting a minor...

AND PLEASE, IF YOU LIKE LIMP BIZKIT, DON'T BOTHER TO APPLY!!!

NOW, WHO I WANT TO MEET:

people to drink absinthe with... someone to fight, someone to ding-dong-ditch danzig's house with me... someone who will make me famous... someone who knows fun things to do on tuesday nights.... maybe people in la, oc, santa barbara or ventura county? or far, far away. but not so much people from the midwest. people who want to vacation in far away lands. people who will teach me something new.
and of course, i'd like to meet this guy!

THE INNER CIRCLE:

Linz

Jon

Hirad

Nick

Rob

Erin

Tricia

Seamus

Music:


NOT SLIP*NOT AND NOT CR*DLE OF F*LTH!!! (i put the stars in so no more fucking death metal bands find me when they do a search for these band names...) jesus & mary chain, jane's addiction, nine inch nails, the yeah yeah yeahs, (yes, i'm going mainstream), placebo, old christian death (rozz only), sisters of mercy, london after midnight, old misfits, 45 grave, pixies when i'm sad, and even peaches after 7 or 8 beers, and skid row... seriously. ... for the most part though, if you like anything that is played on the radio, we do not have compatible taste in music.

this particular week, the 1st of december, 2005, has involved a lot of dresden dolls and ladytron...

Movies:

evil dead, series 7, donnie darko, lord of the rings stuff, 12 monkeys, go, monty python/holy grail, the princess bride, rules of attraction, anything by christopher guest, terry gilliam, quentin tarrantino... let me think about this one...

Television:


Books:

glamorama, american psycho and anything by bret ellis, the dark tower series by stephen king, any of the gonzo papers by hunter thompson, the whole dragonlance series...

Heroes:



and this guy:
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My Blog

Stupid Messages/Stupid People (I Am Above The Law!)

i hate attorneys as much as everyone else... but i hate unfounded accusations and inaccurate stereotypes even more.enter Taylor Hayden, an aspiring l.a. 'filmmaker'...nevermind the fact that he has a ...
Posted by [slightly>zero] on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:32:00 PST

Stupid Messages/Stupid People (Fat Grrrl)

----------------- Original Message -----------------From: ..*!*DONT BE AFRAID*!*..Date: May 14, 2008 2:50 PMKILLER PIC YOU SEEM LIKE MY TYPE OF FUN ____________________________________________________...
Posted by [slightly>zero] on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:28:00 PST

Stupid Messages/Stupid People (Trying Emo)

yes, i do have something better to do.plenty.  but i just had to take a few mintues out of my busy day to share a message i received from e KAITLYNE e.e KAITLYNE e has a private profile, so i can't co...
Posted by [slightly>zero] on Tue, 20 May 2008 04:08:00 PST

Stupid Messages/Stupid People (Douchebag Poetry)

this is Draking Blood from minnesota...he has some pretty spiffy pics... like this one, called "Toilet bowl poetry":and what an original caption as well!his other captions, such as "Drowning in sorrow...
Posted by [slightly>zero] on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:21:00 PST

Stupid Messages/Stupid People (Quick Fix)

I. karenshe sent me this message:"everyone has there demonds. . lol i think im slightly odd"...and i felt inclined to respond:lol i think ur slightly retarded...II. The Chaotic Racerthis is the mess...
Posted by [slightly>zero] on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:38:00 PST

Stupid Messages/Stupid People ("We’re From England...")

"we’re from england. yeah, that’s right. that’s probably why we seem so weird to you, man".-bob from slc punkthis is immediately what came to my mind when i found an add request fr...
Posted by [slightly>zero] on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:54:00 PST

Stupid Messages/Stupid People (Dumbinatrix)

i got this message the other day:----------------- Original Message -----------------From: LynnDate: Mar 4, 2008 1:58 AMYou’ve been a bad boy, and need to be spanked! I would love to punish you....
Posted by [slightly>zero] on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:44:00 PST

Stupid Messages/Stupid People (Do I Look Like I Need Pixie Dust?)

i've been hoarding these things for some time.they're just so ridiculous i feel it my duty to comment...almost a year ago i received this new wardrobe offer from Senjo Clothing, holland's number 1 exp...
Posted by [slightly>zero] on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:03:00 PST

TEEN HEART THROB DEAD POOL

1st, brad renfro...then heath ledger...since these things always come in 3s, another teen heart throb could not be far behind... so place your bets now!!!rather than doing a real dead pool which invo...
Posted by [slightly>zero] on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:00:00 PST

This Is Why You Suck:

1st, &&andrew atrocious !andy's "about me" section reads so:"about me coming soon, as i can't think of anything at the moment.however, i will say this: if i add you, DO NOT send me a message saying "w...
Posted by [slightly>zero] on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:38:00 PST