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Ms. Fancy Pants

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

About Me

"Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear".Music is my life. It's my outlet, it's my muse, it keeps me sane or lets me freak out at just the right moment. I can sit for hours just listening to music, take away the t.v. and give me my ipod, I'm a happy girl. I'm a huge Siouxsie and the Banshees fan and think Johnny Depp is the sexiest man alive. I can be moody, but usually I'm a pretty happy girl. I drink too much and have a tendency to say bad words in front of children. I love watching people get passionate about things they believe in, I hate "yes mams". Sometimes I'll purposely debate with someone, even if I agree with them on the subject, just to see how much they really do know and how much they're willing to take. If I believe in something no matter how wrong you think I am.....I will not back down. I believe in ghosts. I do bad things. I hate to constantly repeat myself. If you don't hear me by the second time, go away. I enjoy people watching, especially at Disney Land. I love strip clubs, night clubs, and really anywhere I can be a freak or just veg out and enjoy the show. I get bored really easily. I have a personal space issue. I hate when people talk to me and they are just freakishly close. Except in a club or something then that's ok, but seriously, back the fuck up. I'm a tease, I'm uptight, I'm a slut, I'm a prude, I'm a bitch, it honestly depends who you are and the situation in which I meet you. First impressions mean a lot to me. I can be vain, or I can not give a shit. Being insanely random is my favorite thing in the world. I eat too much BBQ sauce. I wish space monkeys would invade the earth and leave an endless supply of bananas. I hate little dogs, they yip to much. I can wear a pink shirt one day and a black fishnet one the next. I hate bible thumpers and people that can't think for themselves. I hate when people say it was God who saved their life. He didn't save your life, the fucking doctors did. When I can't sleep I put on Nightmare Before Christmas because I've seen it so many times it always knocks me out. I enjoy mostly goth and industrial music but am completely open to absolutely everything. (Except country, I hate country) I have big boobs but I want them bigger. I would give anything to meet Siouxsie Sioux. If I could go back to one day in the past it would be 1976 at the 100 club in London where Siouxsie made her first debut with Sid Vicious on drums. I consider my close friends like family and would do anything for them, even though they are a bunch of ass holes. But damn it, I love em.XXX


My Interests





I love the camera, behind it and in front of it. I've done modeling for some minor things but could do it all day everyday if I had the chance. I love going to clubs, thats probably because of the booze the music and the company. And porn, I'm absolutely fasinated with porn.

I'd like to meet:

Siouxsie Sioux, Budgie, Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie,Christopher Walken, John Malkovich, Jenna Jameson, and Tim Burton.

Music:

Not to repeat myself but all Siouxsie and the Banshees albums. My favorite songs are pulled to bits, cascade, into the light, voodoo dolly, and helter skelter. They do an amazing job making it their own. I listen to industrial, goth, and 80's the most. Some of my favorites are Wumpskut, Skinny Puppy, Baby Land, Devo, Switchblade Symphony, Nina Hagen, De/Vision, Covenant, Assemblage 23, Apoptygma Berzerk, Fad Gadget, Darvoset, Death in June, Combichrist, Alien Sex Fiend, Xmal Deutchland, Icon of Coil, Lords of Acid, KMFDM, Depeche Mode, Seabound, and Imperative Reaction. I listen to Frank the Baptist, Wolfsheim, VNV Nation, The Creatures, Bauhaus, And One, Peter Murphy, and I love when my friend Scott spins. That's really all I can think of. Oh yea and Billy Holliday, Dean Martin, Canned Heat, Eva O., Killing Joke....... ok that's really all I can think of. I can appreciate all types of music. Except country, I still don't get that. ..

Movies:

Hedwig and the angry inch, Go, Sleepy Hollow, Old school, Pirates of the Carribian, Bad Santa, Nightmare before Xmas, Snow White, From Dusk till Dawn, A Bucket of Blood(the original), Napolean Dynomite, Lost in Translation, Dazed and Confused, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Willie Wonka, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Garden State, Good Fellas, Spinal Tap, and What's eating Gilbert Grape.

Television:

Aquateen hunger force, Robot chicken, Dexter and Nip Tuck. I absolutely love documentaries and the History Channel....seriously.

Books:

Not much of a book girl. But magazines, thats a whole different story. I love cheesy celebrity magazines, I know they're full of shit, but that's what makes them so fun. Us, Vogue, Star, and playboy, for the articles of course.

Heroes:

Me. I overcame something I never thought I could, and most don't.        Â