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About Me

Wow, why the hell would anyone want to know more about bob. Well lets see...I live in sunny Fullerton, CA. (about 5 miles north of the Happy Place on Earth! That would be Disneyland. Weeeee!), work as a graphic artist for Boeing by day and co-own (with Stone 588's own Terri Kennedy) a cool little goth/industrial store called Ipso Facto by night. I live for art, music, booze, food, sleep and booze...but not always in that order. I'm bit of a Ren Faire geek, okay, I'm just bit of a geek. I run with a very diverse crowd, not many of them gothic, thank god! No offense to all my little goth pals out there, but damn, too much drama from kids named Raven, or Darkness, or Bella, or Lestat or any other moniker du jour! I'm a big fan of cats (hey, does that make me gay? Oh wait, I like girls! And boy howdy, do I have one hot girly by my side! Whew!) and own a little black ball of fury named Tank! Ha! Thought it would be one of those cool gothy names? I do collect "low brow" art and silent and old movies. Guess I just love old Hollywood. I do the club scene, but fall out of it from time to time just out of boredom. Well that's it. Not much more to say. If you want to join a really cool cult, go to Universal Life Church of the Atomic God and join. We could use the membership and the first one to finish their Koolaid gets on the spaceship first! Ciao!
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You? RaGdoll and I at the SoCal Ren Faire 2006-Arrrrr!
I AM 90% EVIL GENIUS! I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the EVIL GENIUS test at Fuali.com..
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Ingredients:
3 parts anger
1 part brilliance
3 parts instinct
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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My Interests

Collecting and creating "Low brow" art. You know the stuff...Robert Williams, Mark Ryden, Krys Sapp, Ed Roth, Sas Christian, Coop, Pizz, Snap, Crackle, Pop...oh wait, lost my train of thought... ....

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who feels that poo jokes are funny. God, I love to say the word poo. Shit, crap, log, loaf, brown betty, butt nugget...these terms just don't cut it! Oh yeah, I would like to meet God, so I could punch him in the mouth and say "what the fuck"! But alas, I'm an atheist, so I guess that's out.
You are an Atheist
When it comes to religion, you're a non-believer (simple as that).
You prefer to think about what's known and proven.
You don't need religion to solve life's problems.
Instead, you tend to work things out with logic and philosophy. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
You scored as Hartigan. You are Hartigan. You expect a lot from yourself. You want to do what is right, but if you don't succeed you can be very hard on youself. When things seem grim, litte things keep you going such as letters or gestures from others. A strong believer in justice, you always keep your values. Continue to make the most of your life, but make sure to ease up on yourself a little.

Hartigan

88%

Dwight

70%

Marv

63%

Gail

50%

Becky

48%

Nancy

43%

Shellie

33%

Jackie Boy

28%

Yellow bastard.

15%
Which Sin City character are you (new version)?
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Music:

Yeah, I know. I love all music. But I really do! Hell, I could listen to bluegrass one minute, then off to Skinny Puppy I go. I even like rap, and that's a toughy seeing that I'm a white, suburban, middle-aged man living in Orange County. Okay, the truth is, I love the goth/industrial/synth-pop stuff. And 80's, but that is because I ACTUALLY GREW UP IN THE 80's! Man, I'm old! .. ..
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Movies:

Do I really have to list all the movies I like? Hell, that would be boring. I love horror, sci-fi, action, comedy and porn. There, are you happy? Now my mom knows I like porn! But I do have a thing for Brooks and Bacall! What beauties! .. ..

Television:

Oh, oh, I can do this one....I love ALL TV! No kidding. After a few tokes and a couple of dances with the Captain, then all tv is fun. Really dig on Flight of the Conchords, Venture Bros. and the Office. But lately I've been getting into Lost. Kinda like Land of the Lost except no Marshall, Will or Holly. And no Sleastak. Okay, it isn't much like Land of the Lost. Oh yeah, Deadwood too!

Books:

Big Heinlein fan here. And I love reading true crime, especially the books on serial killers. I figure that if I read enough of them, I can get away with MURDER! Oh wait, is that a confession? And in order to keep my gothic union card, I read Anne Rice. They're kinda like romance novels for the fat, gay and lonely. Now that last comment should stir things up!

Heroes:

Well, first off, My Dad! He is one hell of a guy! And my Bro is pretty damn cool too. Ya should see his 1929 Hudson Hotrod! Then assorted fictional characters.

Which Homestar Runner character are you?
this quiz was made by jurjyfrort .. ..

My Blog

Ahh, it's good to be da king!

Hi Kids! After exhaustive research into the vacation post-depression blues, I have figured a way to eleviate the feelings of loss and sorrow. After I get back from a week in Waikiki, I'll...
Posted by Ipso bob on Sat, 19 May 2007 03:59:00 PST

The Last Dance at Ipso Facto!

Nov 26 was Ipso Facto's 17th Anniversary celebration with an epic live acoustic performance by The Last Dance! See the pics of an awesome performance plus an audience of 50 people in our tiny store he...
Posted by Ipso bob on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:17:00 PST

Those sneaky bastards!

Hey kids! A friend of mine just told me how they are getting in and hacking our sites! Follow these instructions and maybe it will help! your page has cooties. Please go to edit pro...
Posted by Ipso bob on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:32:00 PST

Ahh, it's Halloween time

Well, just sitting at work wondering what I'm going to wear at the many parties I was invited to. Now if ya know me, I can never wear the same costume twice in one year, no matter how many events I at...
Posted by Ipso bob on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:28:00 PST

Busy, busy, busy!

Hi Kids! Wow! I have been so fricken busy lately, and I love it! Christie and I have been all over SoCal the past month, showing each other our fav places to hang out. Still got to take h...
Posted by Ipso bob on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:05:00 PST

Holy Crap! Tank came back!

After 6 weeks M.I.A. and breaking a lot of hearts since he was gone, that damn cat came back. Susan was comming back from a friends house, when low and behold, another black cat. She gave it a shot an...
Posted by Ipso bob on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:18:00 PST

So Many Changes

So here's the deal, Susan and I filed for divorce. It's what's best for both of us, and we still remain the greatest of friends. When I tell someone I love them forever, I mean it! She got this cool l...
Posted by Ipso bob on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:08:00 PST

A New Calling

Hi Kids! So I went to the Empire Amusement Hall on Santa Monica Blvd Saturday night. WOW! And that's an understatement! Rev. Tommy Gunn and Mr. Marcus have outdone themselv...
Posted by Ipso bob on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 06:17:00 PST

Oh Boy, an Update!

Hi Kids! Well, it's been some time since my last blog, and boy howdy, that last one was kinda a downer. But things are really looking up. Though Susan and I are still not together, we are both ...
Posted by Ipso bob on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 11:54:00 PST

Why?

I write this to all of you, to share, to ask, to heal. You see, after 15 years together, 4 1/2 married, my wife and I are calling it quits. To those of you who are reading this for the first time, ple...
Posted by Ipso bob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST