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Poodle Master 5000

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About Me


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My Interests

In addition to Martinis, a nice gin and tonic is very refreshing. I'm also interested in leisure time and how to get more of it, Tiki and cocktail culture, and getting my kids through school without permanent emotional, psychological and intellectual damage so that when they turn 18 they can move out and go to college or at least move out.

Music:

Some new favorites: New Pornographers, The Faint, The Go! Team, The Arcade Fire, The Lovemakers, The Silversun Pickups and some old favorites: X, Talking Heads, The B52's, The Cure, Love and Rockets, Oingo Boingo.

Movies:

Some movies that I enjoy: Brazil, Dr. Strangelove, Philedelphia Story, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Edward Scissorhands, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension, All About Eve, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Office Space, A Clockwork Orange, Eating Raoul, Being John Malkovich, Like Water for Chocolate, Amelie, Kung Fu hustle, Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

Television:

Dexter.

Books:

Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay, "The Anansi Boys" by my new favorite author Neil Gaiman. My all time favorite books are Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins, The Basic Eight by Daniel Handler, Sex and Sunsets by Tim Scandlin, Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel, and the Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy. I totally geek out for Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings.

Heroes:

My mom and dad, my kids, and Dr. Tiki, Johnny Johnny, and Lala. ..

My Blog

Disagree? Tell me about it.

I was inspired to do this survey because it didn't ask who my current crush is. Would you do meth if it was legal ? No.Abort ion: for or again st it?I'm for a woman's right to choose.Do you...
Posted by Poodle Master 5000 on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:06:00 PST

Oh good lord!

Gladiator sandals are back! Why can't they let the dead rest in peace?
Posted by Poodle Master 5000 on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:30:00 PST

Walk MS

Hey all you people out in Myspace land! The Richards’ are doing the Walk for a cure for mutlitiple sclerosis and we need sponsors because just walking isn’t going to do anything. Click o...
Posted by Poodle Master 5000 on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:21:00 PST

Beaches

So last weekend I was on a beach on the Oregon coast and today I was on a beach in Morro Bay. Do you know what they have in common? Corduroy sand. The sand makes a noise when you walk on it in a sh...
Posted by Poodle Master 5000 on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:45:00 PST

Che Godzilla

Go here to read The Short Happy Life of Che Godzilla, Party Revolutionary. If you have any pictures, stories or fond memories of Che Godzilla, post them below....
Posted by Poodle Master 5000 on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:16:00 PST

Yeah, It's pretty much bullshit

You are The LoversMot..ve, power, and act..on, ar..s..ng from ..nsp..rat..on and ..mpulse.The Lovers represents ..ntu..t..on and ..nsp..rat..on. Very often a cho..ce needs to be made.Or..g..nally, th....
Posted by Poodle Master 5000 on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:30:00 PST

Faces of death!

Click the link below or go to my myspace videos to witness Chris' terrifying brush with death as he narrowly escapes the crushing jaws of the snowplow because he thought he could outrun it on his litt...
Posted by Poodle Master 5000 on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:57:00 PST

Librarianship and romance in the 50's

Garthwaite, Marion. Bright particular star / by Marion Garthwaite. -- New York : Scholastic, 1969, 1958. 220 p. ; 17 cm.What not to say on the second day of your first jobThe next afternoon To...
Posted by Poodle Master 5000 on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:18:00 PST

Kitchen Update

We have running water!!!Woo hoo! The counter top has been installed and yesterday Chris connected all the plumbing. I spent all day to day washing all my dishes and putting them away. And making re...
Posted by Poodle Master 5000 on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:38:00 PST

Kitchen Update

I can't believe they have a category for 'Dreams and the Supernatural' but not for home improvement!Anyway, so last time I blogged about our kitchen remodel was August, when I gutted the kitchen. Som...
Posted by Poodle Master 5000 on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:02:00 PST