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Erik

About Me

Comedian, Writer, Author of HokumHut.com, Whig, and Carbon Dioxide Exhaler

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Steven Hawking, Nelson Mandela, and Count Chocula

My Blog

Tom Vilsack For President

Well it seems we've finally whittled down the Democratic field to two qualified, yet slightly obnoxious non-white male nominees. It also appears that both candidates are ready to take their fight all ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:22:00 GMT

I"LL FIX THE MIDDLE EAST

The poor Middle East. Once again, after an extended period of relative calm, the region has erupted again into a powder keg of violence, which has flared into a volcanic-laden turbulence that has impl...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:37:00 GMT

Failed Corporate Mascots

I think everyone can agree that the new Burger King mascot is pretty pathetic.With his creepy-looking mask, the King as hes called, gives off the vibe of a slasher movie serial killer.&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:51:00 GMT

You Harvested My Stem Cells!

By A Disgruntled ZygoteThanks a lot for harvesting my stem cells, asshole! Thats right, Im talking to you, Mr. Stem Cell Harvester. I was just sitting there in my frozen embryo cylinder just waiting t...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:46:00 GMT

Aaron Burr Interview

During a hard-hitting interview on Fox News last week, Dick Cheney sought to set the record straight about his unfortunate hunting incident. Mr. Cheney is not the only Vice President to have had...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:17:00 GMT

Reverse Dead Pool 2006

It's January, and that means its Dead Pool time again. You know, the betting game where you make a list of celebrities you think are gonna croak in the upcoming year. Online gambling sites have even ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 15:27:00 GMT