DJ Brooke

Born at a very young age, Brooke grew up in a small Vietnamese village subjected to hearing poor karaoke renderings of popular American songs as performed by tone deaf Asians of less than average height. At the age of 8 Brooke decided to take it upon herself to rid the world of the horrors that infested perfectly healthy ear drums. Brooke ventured West to Nepal where she rigarously trained for 13 years under the Emperor Shang Kuano(roughly translated into "bringer of ear candy"). This is where Brooke developed her ability to remove undergarments, create landslides, and unites small marments with just a note of her voice. After surpassing Shang Kuano, Brooke decided to take her gift to the greatest city in the world; New York City. Here Brooke is changing the world one beauty school drop out, homless man, or drunken Jerseyite at a time, all with the gift of song. Come be part of the miracle!