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Jakephod Stebelbrox

I do tears

About Me

I invented taking pictures of things and putting them on the Internet

I also make movies :)

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Get this video and more at MySpace.com
^ Theatrical Trailer for "The Freaks, Nerds, & Romantics" which I co-wrote and produced!
And here's another short film from the makers of FNR entitled "Submitted For Your Approval"
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

"The Freaks, Nerds & Romantics" Official Website!
Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Spider-Man 75% Superman 65% The Flash 60% Robin 55% Iron Man 55% Supergirl 50% Hulk 50% Batman 45% Wonder Woman 35% Catwoman 30% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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My Interests

Filmmaking, Writing, correcting Grammar, Reading novels, Sushi, Guitar-playing, ordering food for Myself and God, fighting crime, going broke, sleep overs, kicking abnormally high for a dude, quantum theory.

I'd like to meet:


People who know and use the correct forms of "They're", "There" and "Their" as well as "You're" and "Your". It's not that hard, people! All you had to do was pay attention that day in 4th grade! You're adults, type like it!
Quantum Physicists/Theorists who are willing to break down their ideas into less complicated language while I take notes and knock back pitchers of beer. I want to learn as much as possible about this field without having to actually take any more physics courses. When scientific American said that the entire Universe might be a hologram, it blew my mind. Also... Woody Allen, lovely ladies, clones of dead celebrities, people who can whistle well, connoisseurs of pop-culture, Frank Black, Elisha Cuthbert, the Writers of 24, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, & The Riches. Pete wants me to meet a nice Catholic girl so our kids can celebrate both Christmas AND Hanukkah and be self-loathing..

Music:

THE SWELL SEASON!!! ^^^^ Alkaline Trio, Bouncing Souls, Weezer, Ozma, The Police, Sting, The Clash, The Get Up Kids, Reggie and the Full Effect, Ben Folds Five, The Band, Bob Dylan, Belle and Sebastian, Armalite, Chisel, Bear Vs. Shark, Talking Heads, Three Times One Minus One, Frank Zappa, Blur, Bloodhound Gang, A Tribe Called Quest, The Freakout, The Beatles, Hot Water Music, Face to Face, One Man Army, They Might Be Giants, The Pixies, Frank Black, The Breeders, Koufax, Piebald, Beck, Beastie Boys, The Explosion, REM, Deck of Jack, The Backup Plan, Ben Folds Five, Hot Hot Heat, The Bronx, The Repercussions, Jimmy Eat World, Murder By Death (even when they were Little Joe Gould!), Nirvana, At the Drive In, Lifetime, Kid Dynamite, Against Me!, Audio Learning Center, Dirt Bike Annie, John Stamos Project, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, My Chemical Romance, Wesley Willis, Hope of the States, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Ramsey Lewis, Stevie Wonder, The Rentals, Daft Punk, Jeff Buckley, Green Day, Dillinger Four, The Queers, The Riverdales, The Thrills, Morrissey, Mike Watt and the Secondmen, Deep Banana Blackout, Screeching Weasel, Rilo Kiley, Def Leppard, Joy Division, New Order, Wilco, The Cars, Mono Puff, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Big Sugar, Duran Duran, Hot Water Music, The Weakerthans, Dinosaur Jr., Toad the Wet Sprocket, The Cure, Toadies, Primus, The Frames, Soulive, Head Automatica, Rise Against, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, NOFX, Nada Surf, Atom and His Package... many more

Movies:

The Godfather Trilogy (yes, even Part 3) Anything Kevin Smith, Coen Bros, Tarantino, Todd Solondz, Wes Anderson, and Stanley Kubrick, Evil Dead Trilogy, Back to the Future Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, MAD MAX TRILOGY!!! (can't believe it's taken me this long to realize I'd left those films out!) Virgin Suicides, Office Space, Suicide Kings, UHF, Amelie, Karate Kid Trilogy (let us pretend the Hilary swank one was never made) Donnie Darko, CQ, Maltese Falcon, Mystic River, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Wet Hot American Summer, Fear of a Black Hat, This is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, Kids, Tron, Zardoz, Better Off Dead, The Jerk, The Professional, Being John Malkovitch, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Some Kind of Wonderful, Real Genius, Orgazmo, The Big Sleep, The Last Samurai, Ichi the Killer, City of God, 25th Hour, Do The Right Thing, Malcolm X, American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, American Beauty, American Splendor, Silverado, A Fish Called Wanda, Shaun of the Dead, Life of Brian, Last Temptation of Christ, Coffee & Cigarettes, Fight Club, Se7en, The Game, L.A. Story, Falling Down, Grass, Blade Trilogy, Do You Remember?: 15 Years of the Bouncing Souls, Dirty Old Town: Ted Leo vs. Coney Island, both X-men movies, 1960's Batman movie, Memento, Martin & Orloff, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Sweet Land, Trainspotting, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, The Last Dragon, Once, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Pusher Trilogy.... so many more as well...

Television:


24, Family Guy, The Riches, Batman (Animated or Adam West), Price Is Right, Star Trek (original, next generation, early and late DS9 because the middle seasons sucked), The Simpsons, Heroes, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The OFFICE, Undeclared, Freaks & Geeks, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development, The State, Mr. Show, Tenacious D, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, South Park, Prison Break, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, Lost, The SLACK PACK, Different Strokes, What's Happening?, Thundercats, Voltron, and Cops is a guilty pleasure.

Books:

Anything Written by Douglas Adams or Dave Eggers, Songs of Distant Earth, 2001, 2010, 2061, 3001, Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Song of Solomon, Y: The Last Man, Ex Machina, DMZ, Stupid White Men, Anansi Boys, The Yiddish Policeman's Union, American Gods, Mystic River, Good Omens, Day of the Locust, Cat's Cradle, Creation and the Persistence of Evil, God and the Pelican, A Brief History of Time, Giants & Dwarves, The Closing of the American Mind, American Gods, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, The Giving Tree, The Man with the Getaway Face, The Maltese Falcon, Which Lie Did I Tell?, A good chunk of what Marvel Comics puts out, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay.

Heroes:

William Shatner, Ricky Gervais, Keifer Sutherland (as Jack Bauer), Adam West, Sean Q. King, Frank Black, Frank Zappa, Matt Skiba, Matt Sharp, Gene Berezin, Elie Weisel, Albert Einstein, Stanley Kubrick, Steven Spielberg, Pete Bune, Dan Brenner, Kevin Smith, Woody Allen, Steve Martin, Douglas Adams, Dave Eggers, Neil Gaiman, Brian Michael Bendis, Kurt Busiek, Peter David, Grant Morrison, Brian K. Vaughan, Spike Jones, Spike Lee, Stella, David Cross, Woody Allen, Bob Odenkirk, Wes Anderson, Fat Mike, Bryan Keinlen, Golda Meir, My Grandparents.

My Blog

The best musical you will never see produced...

is a rock opera called Odyssey!, which appropriately enough is a musical retelling of 2001: A Space Odyssey, very high among my all-time FAVORITE books & movies (that's right, there was a book!!!)...
Posted by The Love Song of J. Alan Stebel on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:10:00 PST

Stop Posting Bulletins...

..that are like this.More specific examples include:Subject: WAAAAAAAAH!Body: I'm sadSubject: I need ________ for tomorrowBody: For realSubject: JerksBody: I met one today!Let me extrapolate. When y...
Posted by The Love Song of J. Alan Stebel on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:00:00 PST

Here's a picture I took in Brooklyn this evening...

Came across this on a door right off Smith street and just had to record it for posterity...It's rude and it's abrasive, but you can't fault its logic...  Jake...
Posted by The Love Song of J. Alan Stebel on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:56:00 PST

213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do in the U.S. Army!

*I posted this previously as a bulletin, but for some reason (probably a limit of text Myspace allots per bulletin) it only posted to 94, so here are the entire 213!*Some dude in the Army named "Skipp...
Posted by The Love Song of J. Alan Stebel on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:39:00 PST

AFI's 2007 "Top 100 American Movies" list... my thoughts

So The American Film Institute came out with their latest "Top 100 American Movies" list and not surprisingly, it looks pretty much EXACTLY the same as it always has, with one major addition, one MAJO...
Posted by The Love Song of J. Alan Stebel on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:17:00 PST

Let's all live HERE once we're done messing up the Earth!

Astronomers recently found an Earth-like planet with comparable temperature/climate orbiting a Red Dwarf star.  It provides what could be the nearest, most easily colonizable destination should w...
Posted by The Love Song of J. Alan Stebel on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:19:00 PST

To the Academy voters - Good Job this year!!!

First off... to Martin Scorsese in case this finds its way to him: Yay, Martin Scorsese!!! Congrats on winning both Best Director AND Best Picture for The Departed! It's about f*cking TIME you got re...
Posted by The Love Song of J. Alan Stebel on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST

I got caught Jaywalking

Because when it's late at night and I can't sleep, I tend to write ridiculous shit about ridiculous situations that never happened...  This one amused me more than most I got caught Jaywalkingan ...
Posted by The Love Song of J. Alan Stebel on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:12:00 PST

These are 2 MASSIVE men, MAN!

Let the Gene one go for 6 seconds, then start the original below it and watch them simultaneously.  Prepare to pee pants! ...
Posted by The Love Song of J. Alan Stebel on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

This SHOULDN'T be funny and yet it is: Tim and Eric - Humpers

I'm not one of those Adult Swim geeks, in fact the only times I ever catch any of those shows is on DVD and then I get obsessed. Hey, I'm allowed to be late to the party on some things, ok?! Anyway, I...
Posted by The Love Song of J. Alan Stebel on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:32:00 PST