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Serial Mom

There are only 2 things here. Jack & shit, & Jack left town!

About Me

I'm a self proclaimed roller derby addict! I'm slowly getting back on my skates with The Long Island Roller Rebels. Once I get better I'll be....KICKING ASS & TAKING NAMES!! Besides that my #1 love is my beatiful daughter Ava who is 2 1/2 years old and my husband Elliot. I love spending my time with them what ever chance I get.



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Myspace.com Blogs - 4/22- LONG ISLAND ROLLER REBELS (LIRR) - The Authority Radio Show! MySpace
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog....

U better listen!

My Interests

Spending time w/family & friends. Beach, roller derby, skating, & movies.You Don’t See THIS on Broadway... (TMZ Exclusive)


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Featured in Long Island Wedding Magazine, Newsday spring/summer edition '06. We're pic ..4!

I'd like to meet:

Other roller chick & dudes, referees, old friends, new friends (who I already know) & other momma's that want to kick ass.

Music:


Movies:

Titanic, There's Something About Mary, The Ref, The Goonies, 16 Candles, Breakfast Club, Kill Bill Vol. I & II, Jackie Brown, Heather's, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Goodfella's, All of the Star Wars Movies, Untamed Heart, One Flew Over The Coo Coo's Nest, The Exercist, Fight Club, Trainspotting, Love Acutally, Meet the parents & Fokers, Napolean Dynamite, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, Resident Evil I & II, Donnie Brasco, The 40 year old virgin, King Kong, The Notebook

Television:

That 70's Show, Sex and the City (That sux there's no more!!), Carnavale, Soprano's, Six Feet Under, Simpsons, The Family Guy, The O.C., Court TV, A&E, Lost, Desperate House Wives, Curb Your Enthusiam, Big Love.

Books:

Cool crap

Heroes:

My Ma & Pop's. I would also like to mention my hot peice of Latino ass, my husband Elliot for supporting my derby habit...

My Blog

See a familar face in this Newsweek video?

ME! LIRR had the pleasure of scrimaging with NYC Gotham Roller Girls. Below is footage and interviews with the Gotham Girls with us skating with them. There are some clear images of me. I'm wearing a ...
Posted by Serial Mom on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:19:00 PST

Myspace.com Blogs - 4/22- LONG ISLAND ROLLER REBELS (LIRR) - The Authority Radio Show! MySpace

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.... HELL YA!!!!...
Posted by Serial Mom on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:34:00 PST

11/3 Bout Recap: LIRR vs Brooklyn

109-34 As written by Hambone In a highly entertaining bout between two friendly leagues, and in front of a wildly enthusiastic crowd at the intimate Hunter College Sportsplex, the Gotham Girls' Brook...
Posted by Serial Mom on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:18:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Serial Mom on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:59:00 PST

Check out this event: LI Roller Rebels Championship Bout

Hosted By: Long Island Roller RebelsWhen: Saturday Sep 15, 2007 at 6:00 PMWhere: Skate Safe182 Bethpage Sweet Hollow RdOld Bethpage, NY 11804United StatesDescription:Long Island Roller Rebels Click He...
Posted by Serial Mom on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 06:07:00 PST

Yes, I joined a Rollar Derby.

I joined Long Island Rollar Rebels almost about a month ago.  One of the best decisions I have made for myself in a long time.  As of right now I'm a "Fresh Blood" preparing myself to pass a...
Posted by Serial Mom on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:15:00 PST

Mother's Day Part II

Before I was a Mom -   I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.I never thought about immunizations.Before I was a Mom - &nbs...
Posted by Serial Mom on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:34:00 PST

Watch this!! It might change your life!

This might change the way your career path is going.  Very interesting! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNt-iyadioI  ...
Posted by Serial Mom on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:49:00 PST

If u r going to a bachlorette party or know someone who is PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!

Warning LADIES PLEASE READ!!! *** BRIDES TO BE ****** Recently we went out for a Bacholorette pary. We bought tickets for Hunk*Mania in NYC. We were notified that there was a change of time and locati...
Posted by Serial Mom on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:13:00 PST

Updates on our house.

We closed on the house.  Before we can move our stuff in we have to fix up the apartment so we can rent it out and put in some new carpets.  Not only is this house filthy and the cabinets ha...
Posted by Serial Mom on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:25:00 PST