My co-workers response to my new joke |
So I had this joke that i was thinking about telling and it went like this: You know when you are banging a horse and your friends are like "dude that's a horse" and your like "but i'm wasted"......
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:38:00 GMT |
Two Claws UP!!!! |
I recently saw a billboard for a seafood restaurant and it had a lobster on the billboard that said "Its so good I give it two claws up!!!"............... REALLY???? Its that good? Even the lobster ad...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:34:00 GMT |
You know you are in Trouble when...(list) |
You know your in trouble when...
You have to bury your home made cross bow so it can't be used against you as evidence
You walk upstairs to find out the babysitter has gotten out of the closet, is no ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:01:00 GMT |
Johnny Appleseed |
When I was in pre-school I learned about how to keep the enviroment healthy and was really concerned about the world's future. I started planting trees all over our yard, and I thought my parents...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 20:35:00 GMT |
Starting Phrases to Terrible Stories (list) |
Starting Phrases to Terrible Stories
So I was visiting a retirement home last month and I was feeling frisky...
I swear I am not gay, but I ran into Todd, from accounting, last weekend at club FUNZ......
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 15:50:00 GMT |
Frank-E-Cheese |
Many people think that their jobs are great, and I am sure they are, but I used to have the best job ever created. I am not sure if you guys remember a couple of years ago when the Chuck-E-Cheese fran...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:11:00 GMT |
subtle differences |
I find that there are small subtle differences between us as humans and Warrior Koala Bears. Like the fact that we don't have fur and they do. Also most of us are not warriors at all, only regular peo...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 00:05:00 GMT |
American Gladiators today... |
I was very excited when I heard MSNBC was doing a story and what the American Gladiators are up to now. The show closely followed three of the most BADASS Gladiators; Gemini, Tower, and Diamon...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:28:00 GMT |
Reasons to run a red light: (list) |
Reasons to run a red light:
You worried Full House season 4 is going to sell out.
You are so old you thought street lights were 4th of July decoration.
Your sister/cousin/wife is in labor and you can'...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:28:00 GMT |
The Real Reason Dinosaurs went extinct: (list) |
Real Reason the Dinosaurs went Extinct:
by, Brooks Wheelan
Monkeys evolved into Van Halen and then dinosaurs were too busy head bangin' to reproduce.
Salute Your Shorts was cancelled and they all went...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:38:00 GMT |
