A Death In Naples |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TyZJ4GliU0 Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 02:26:00 GMT |
I’d like to quickly tell you all about the dumbest, most fun thing I’ve ever done... |
... on the internet, anyway. 1) Go to http://www.instyle.com/instyle/makeover/2) Upload a picture of yourself (better if your hair is out of your face and off your neck).3) Try like... a brazilian di... Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 23:29:00 GMT |
Kill two birds with one Neutrogena black-head eliminating foaming cleanser pad... |
...s'what I always say.Show of hands, who here has adult acne? Duh, I already noticed.Well, I do. Face was clean as a whistle throughout my teenage years. And I really mean clean when I say that, r... Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 06:16:00 GMT |
If you missed NPRs Fresh Air this weekend... |
Think about listening to it now.http://www.npr.org/templates/rundowns/rundown.php?prgId=
13It's interviews with Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, Melissa Cross, and Gene Simmons. The episode is a ret... Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 15:19:00 GMT |
Ode to ending 13 friendships |
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Just the other day, I noticed I had 802 friends according to Myspace, and I basked in the glow of so many warm unions between myself and these comrades. Yesterday, I logged in and discovered now... Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:27:00 GMT |
revelation |
Blogging is weird.What the fuck is it anyway except for a chance to have diarrhea of the mouth with strangers/acquaintences who might wanna read it. I would never ASK anyone to read my blog, and that... Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:21:00 GMT |
My cell phone |
My parents, who fear cell phones at all, especially feared the horrific possibility that their phone might call other people... without their permission. I mean, that's basically a haunted phone. L... Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 16:29:00 GMT |
Summer Dumb-Ass Syndrome |
I'm fucked this summer I think. I like to think I'm not like this all year long, so I'm calling it summer dumb-ass syndrome. I keep losing my keys, leaving important things places I shouldn't, etc..... Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 17:16:00 GMT |
If you live in Chicago, please help me find my stupid hat. |
I have lost this hat. This dumb hat is a little out of date, and not very fashionable anymore. This hat, however, allowed me to leave my house many times without washing my hair, and I don't wanna s... Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:48:00 GMT |
Why am I not being sent out for "ethnic" roles? |
I went to myheritage.com and did that celebrity look-alike thing cause I've been coveting other people's for so long, and... the votes are in! They think I'm Asian! Or close, anyway... I feel so co... Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 16:16:00 GMT |