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A Death In Naples
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TyZJ4GliU0
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Add to My Profile | More Videos Refugee Girl Doll Hospital

Add to My Profile | More Videos Here is a video I did for my friend TJ Miller on blerds.com... Blerds is a great website and a wonderful idea. A bunch of teriffic stand-ups have joined forces to put their favorite bits on film with visual accompaniment and stuck it all together on a website for all to enjoy. Look for TJ on TV this fall! He just booked a sitcom on ABC! THEN watch for a bunch more movies we've been making that haven't been released yet. Then watch me give hand-jobs to strangers for my rent money. Just checking to see if anyone was reading this... You won't get the last joke in this video unless you go to blerds.com and watch "DRAWN" first, but I hope you still enjoy it if you don't go there first. Blerds.come: Chocolate Covered Cherries

Add to My Profile | More VideosHere is a clip from the episode of Sports Action Team I was lucky enough to participate in. If you see me hysterically crying in the background of any of the scenes, it's because my character was supposed to have been broken up with on the air while working telethon lines. Now I like to think I'm sobbing uncontrollably because my bit got cut. Needless to say, enjoy. Here is a video I did for ThoseGuysfilms.com. These guys are talented beyond their years. We were kicked out of the shoot site in the thick of shooting and I can't even tell from looking at the footage. The Need To Win

Add to My Profile | More Videos This is the general trailer to a website I participated in for TJ Miller called verybadporn.com. If you go to the site, you can see me and Katie Nahnsen having a totally hot roommates 3-some with Chelsea Humboldt, our version. .. width="425" height="350".. .. .. Here is a little video I did for Second City Communications last year. Ed Furman wrote it so it's totally disgusting. .. width="425" height="350"..Apparently, along with Patricia Velasquez... these are the celebrities I look like... see a trend?!?
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A Death In Naples

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TyZJ4GliU0
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 02:26:00 GMT

I’d like to quickly tell you all about the dumbest, most fun thing I’ve ever done...

... on the internet, anyway. 1) Go to http://www.instyle.com/instyle/makeover/2) Upload a picture of yourself (better if your hair is out of your face and off your neck).3) Try like... a brazilian di...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 23:29:00 GMT

Kill two birds with one Neutrogena black-head eliminating foaming cleanser pad...

...s'what I always say.Show of hands, who here has adult acne? Duh, I already noticed.Well, I do. Face was clean as a whistle throughout my teenage years. And I really mean clean when I say that, r...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 06:16:00 GMT

If you missed NPRs Fresh Air this weekend...

Think about listening to it now.http://www.npr.org/templates/rundowns/rundown.php?prgId= 13It's interviews with Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, Melissa Cross, and Gene Simmons. The episode is a ret...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 15:19:00 GMT

Ode to ending 13 friendships

..> Just the other day, I noticed I had 802 friends according to Myspace, and I basked in the glow of so many warm unions between myself and these comrades. Yesterday, I logged in and discovered now...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:27:00 GMT

revelation

Blogging is weird.What the fuck is it anyway except for a chance to have diarrhea of the mouth with strangers/acquaintences who might wanna read it. I would never ASK anyone to read my blog, and that...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:21:00 GMT

My cell phone

My parents, who fear cell phones at all, especially feared the horrific possibility that their phone might call other people... without their permission. I mean, that's basically a haunted phone. L...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 16:29:00 GMT

Summer Dumb-Ass Syndrome

I'm fucked this summer I think. I like to think I'm not like this all year long, so I'm calling it summer dumb-ass syndrome. I keep losing my keys, leaving important things places I shouldn't, etc.....
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 17:16:00 GMT

If you live in Chicago, please help me find my stupid hat.

I have lost this hat. This dumb hat is a little out of date, and not very fashionable anymore. This hat, however, allowed me to leave my house many times without washing my hair, and I don't wanna s...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:48:00 GMT

Why am I not being sent out for "ethnic" roles?

I went to myheritage.com and did that celebrity look-alike thing cause I've been coveting other people's for so long, and... the votes are in! They think I'm Asian! Or close, anyway... I feel so co...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 16:16:00 GMT