A Death In Naples | 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TyZJ4GliU0 Posted by  on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 02:26:00 GMT | 
I’d like to quickly tell you all about the dumbest, most fun thing I’ve ever done... | 
... on the internet, anyway.  1) Go to http://www.instyle.com/instyle/makeover/2) Upload a picture of yourself (better if your hair is out of your face and off your neck).3) Try like... a brazilian di... Posted by  on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 23:29:00 GMT | 
Kill two birds with one Neutrogena black-head eliminating foaming cleanser pad... | 
...s'what I always say.Show of hands, who here has adult acne?  Duh, I already noticed.Well, I do.  Face was clean as a whistle throughout my teenage years.  And I really mean clean when I say that, r... Posted by  on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 06:16:00 GMT | 
If you missed NPRs Fresh Air this weekend... | 
Think about listening to it now.http://www.npr.org/templates/rundowns/rundown.php?prgId=
13It's interviews with Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, Melissa Cross, and Gene Simmons.  The episode is a ret... Posted by  on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 15:19:00 GMT | 
Ode to ending 13 friendships | 
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Just the other day, I noticed I had 802 friends according to Myspace, and I basked in the glow of so many warm unions between myself and these comrades. Yesterday, I logged in and discovered now... Posted by  on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:27:00 GMT | 
revelation | 
Blogging is weird.What the fuck is it anyway except for a chance to have diarrhea of the mouth with strangers/acquaintences who might wanna read it.  I would never ASK anyone to read my blog, and that... Posted by  on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:21:00 GMT | 
My cell phone | 
My parents, who fear cell phones at all, especially feared the horrific possibility that their phone might call other people...  without their permission.  I mean, that's basically a haunted phone.  L... Posted by  on Wed, 30 May 2007 16:29:00 GMT | 
Summer Dumb-Ass Syndrome | 
I'm fucked this summer I think.  I like to think I'm not like this all year long, so I'm calling it summer dumb-ass syndrome.  I keep losing my keys, leaving important things places I shouldn't, etc..... Posted by  on Wed, 23 May 2007 17:16:00 GMT | 
If you live in Chicago, please help me find my stupid hat. | 
I have lost this hat.  This dumb hat is a little out of date, and not very fashionable anymore.  This hat, however, allowed me to leave my house many times without washing my hair, and I don't wanna s... Posted by  on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:48:00 GMT | 
Why am I not being sent out for "ethnic" roles? | 
I went to myheritage.com and did that celebrity look-alike thing cause I've been coveting other people's for so long, and... the votes are in!  They think I'm Asian!  Or close, anyway...  I feel so co... Posted by  on Tue, 01 May 2007 16:16:00 GMT |