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danny bevins

A flu shot for chickenshits

About Me

I believe in cause and effect, gravity and closing my eyes before the flop. I believe humans can be gracious and evil, charming and vicious, demanding and forgiving unless you pay them what you owe them. I think the government is like a step father, no matter how good it is you still dont want it doing your mama. I've lost more than I've won but I still feel lucky. I like to dance with my wife at night on an empty bridge humming a Violent Femmes tune. I like to get high with Bullets and talk baseball while listening to classic rock. I like my cats, George and Simone. If I had three wishes, I would wish for an end to fear, hunger and disease. I mean if someone else was listening. If no one else was listening well let's just say my third wish would be for three more wishes. I think I should look at today as a gift that loses its value tomorrow. I believe competence is the indispensable component of integrity. I wish I had sixteen million four hundred and fifty-two thousand three hundred and forty-six dollars and nineteen cents. And a backyard. I've lived in Los Angeles, New York City, Tampa and San Jose. But I can't wait to get back to Amsterdam. And Dublin. And Paris. And Baghdad. I like rollercoasters and concerts, after-partys and church picnics. I used to jump out of planes in the Army and it scared the shit out of me. I made a movie with a friend of mine and maybe you'll see it one day. I can breakdance. And if I had to do it all over again I'd try to be more honest. See you at the show.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Steve Earle, Townes Van Zandt. Hunter S. Thompson, John Steinbeck, David Mamet, Mark Twain, Mary Magdalene, Benjamin Franklin, Jack Kerouac, Bob Dylan, Anne Frank, Henry Rollins, Shakespeare, Robert Frost, Malcolm X, Dante Alighieri, Jean Jacques Rousseau, Gandhi, Barry Goldwater, Eleanor Roosevelt, Jesse James, Howard Roark, My mother's mother, Jesus and the Devil together, so I could ask them who they would like to meet.

Music:


A Different Kind of Bad (CD)
(Click to order)

Books:

Jonathan Livingston Seagull, The Razor's Edge, Travels With Charley In Search Of America, The Glory and The Dream, A History of Knowledge, Ishmael, Make-Believe Town, The Fountainhead, 1984, Fear and Loathing: On The Campaign Trail, All Over But The Shoutin, Masters Of Chaos, The World Is Flat, Decision in Philadelphia, With No Apologies, Fast Sam, Cool Clyde and Stuff, Adventures in the Screen Trade, The Cartoon Guide to Physics, Walden, On The Road, The Prince, The Real State of the Union, Out of America: A Black Man Confronts Africa, See No Evil, The Divine Comedy: Hell, The Declaration of Independence, Letter from Birmingham Jail, every screenplay I can get a hold of and I keep a copy of The Constitution of the United States with me at all times. more to come...

Heroes:

My Parents, My Wife and My Brother.

My Blog

DoubleClick Dick

So I’ve been off line for awhile, my computer decided to blow up or implode or whatever.  It’s gone but I get a new one next week and it’s going to have all the bells and whistl...
Posted by danny bevins on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:39:00 PST

SmartAss

And so it begins... Enjoy http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=2084611661 Your Smartass!...
Posted by danny bevins on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:29:00 PST

Brothers and Sisters

The biggest problem with running off at the mouth is eventually you begin to buy your own bullshit.  It's one of the reasons I have the friends I have, people who can't wait to knock me off my se...
Posted by danny bevins on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:30:00 PST

Keep Up!

The movie is out and you can get it now.  Comics On Duty: We Love You, Mrs. Bevins, you can get it here http://www.amazon.com/Comics-Duty-Love-Mrs-Bevins/dp/B000RXZ IKC or just google it or go to ...
Posted by danny bevins on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:26:00 PST

A Day That Will Live In Infamy or maybe Infradig

My birthday is Thursday which doesn't really mean anything other than I have gone another year without dying which was the plan.  But it is Thursday and I will be performing at the Improv in Holl...
Posted by danny bevins on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:57:00 PST

This Just In

Iwill be performing here tonight and tomorrow (8/3&4).  Get there if you can. Morrow Bay   (805) 772-0700 801Embarcadero Morrow Bay, CA 93442
Posted by danny bevins on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:27:00 PST

Down

Let's not talk about that last blog.  I think it's enough to say that it caused some good people a little discomfort.  However more weird shit is on the way.  And I, for one, am looking...
Posted by danny bevins on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:35:00 PST

Whose You Know Who?

I love punk rock music, I wish I could piss on it all.  But there are some things I don't want to piss on.  I don't want to burn and I don't want to blow up.  And I don't want to kiss i...
Posted by danny bevins on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 04:40:00 PST

And Then Some

I got your back.  Sound familiar?  To those that have said or have heard this statement it is the call of solidarity.  Someone cares enough to stick their neck out.  I am not alone...
Posted by danny bevins on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:24:00 PST

An Audience Of One

Don't you love clicking on the inbox to find an email that says, "Fuck the audience Danny, really?"  I won't tell you who it's from but let's just say they are "interested" in my future.  So...
Posted by danny bevins on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:19:00 PST