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K.P.

If only I were always this cool...

About Me

I haven't been touring as a standup, recently, but plan on getting back on stage before summer. Until then, if you wanna see what I'm doing, watch The Soup, Friday's at 10 on E! I am the Exec Producer of the show. It's one of the best I've ever been a part of. If you wanna see my standup, go to http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/browse/a/kp_anderson. jhtml.

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My Interests

I work in TV. My interests are whatever America's interests are. I'm contractually obligated to bury my interests in favor of the interests of whoever buys Diet Pepsi and Welbutrin. So pretty much, My Space, Craigs List and why the bitch in the next cubicle keeps snickering at my thighs.

I'd like to meet:

I've been to Paradise, but I've never been to me.

Music:

Gregorian Chant, anything with an oboe, Krokus.

Movies:

I'm trying to get one made and another wirtten. Until then, Midnight Run.

Television:

The Sou...Good Christ! You get it already.

Books:

Current-JawBreaker by Gary Bernstein, fascinating/terrifying.All-Time-The Maltese Falcon.

Heroes:

Let's cut to the chase. What I really need you to do is go to my top 8, click on The Soup and become a friend. What do you need me to do? Quid Pro Quo, Clarice.

My Blog

Thanks, San Fran.

Two nights. Five shows. Great people willing to brave the weather. Joel was everything Joel is. Hardwick always leaves me in awe. Brent Weinbach who jumped on board for this leg is a revelation (...
Posted by K.P. on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:09:00 PST

Whose Got The Biggest Malls of Them All?

According to Yahoo, The Mall of America is not the biggest mall in the world. NO! I WON'T GET OUT! I'M SERIOUS!!http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-21740257;_ylc=X 3oDMTFtczJrcTUyBFNlYwNtYWxscy10cmF...
Posted by K.P. on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:18:00 PST

Hey San Fran- We’ve added a show!

There's now a 5:00 Show this Saturday. Go to:http://punchlinecomedyclub.com/For tickets.
Posted by K.P. on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:51:00 PST

Some thoughts while watching the NHL All Star Game on DVR

1. I'm not the ugliest guy who skates.2. I skated today with my daughter at what I think might be an illegal Ice Arena in Van Nuys. It is the strangest place I've ever seen. It's like three old sc...
Posted by K.P. on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:13:00 PST

Something you should watch

Okay, clearly you have no use for me and my politics. How about The Dancing Maxi-Pad and Mankini staring in a new web series. It's called "Grace Church: FBI, CIA, SAG, AFTRA". Check it out, there ...
Posted by K.P. on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:39:00 PST

I am the Candidate for Change

In honor of Dr. King, I'm listening to Metallica's Black Album. It seemed like the right thing to do.So, MySpace, did you watch the CNN debate from South Carolina? I'm sure you did. I personally th...
Posted by K.P. on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:36:00 PST

Introducing the new look

Waddaya think? Had Chris MacGuire and Tess Rafferty by to plow through some wine and the new AMC show "Breaking Bad" and somewhere in the process decided that since I'm not dying of lung caner, never...
Posted by K.P. on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:54:00 PST

What I know right now

It's 2:33 AM and here's what I know...1. What one is drinking is a much deeper insight into their current state of being than what they are listening to. I'm rolling on three Jack and cokes and two ...
Posted by K.P. on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:14:00 PST

Dancing with the one the brought me.

I'm gonna do two shows with Jay Mohr tonight at The Irvine Improv. 7 and 9, so if you live in the O.C. and missed your chance two weeks ago, come on by. Other than that, I just found myself kind dig...
Posted by K.P. on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:37:00 PST

To all my new friends...

Many of you seem to be wearing clothes that are entirely inappropriate for this season. It is winter and bikini's and thongs, while always festive are just plain dangerous in this weather. I'm glad ...
Posted by K.P. on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:50:00 PST