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MARY

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About Me


DOES ANYONE REALLY WANT TO KNOW? FORMER PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN, TOURED WITH A NUMBER ONE ARTIST BACK IN THE DAY. THESE DAYS I'M JUST HAPPY PLAYING MY BOSTON GRAND PIANO AT HOME. ATE CHINESE FOOD IN JAPAN, ALSO ATE KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN IN KENTUCKY. WAS ONCE IN TWO COUNTRIES AT ONCE VIA STRADDLING THE CALIFORNIA/MEXICO BORDER. WAS AN EXTRA AT THE MTV VIDEO AWARDS A LONG, LONG, TIME AGO, AS IN THE YEAR PRINCE WORE THE YELLOW, ASS-LESS CHAPS. LICENSED REAL ESTATE AGENT AS WELL AS A LICENSED DRIVER. MET MR. T AND ERIC ESTRADA, BLAH, BLAH, BLAHDOES ANYONE REALLY WANT TO KNOW? FORMER PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN, TOURED WITH A NUMBER ONE ARTIST BACK IN THE DAY. THESE DAYS I'M JUST HAPPY PLAYING MY BOSTON GRAND PIANO AT HOME. ATE CHINESE FOOD IN JAPAN, ALSO ATE KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN IN KENTUCKY. WAS ONCE IN TWO COUNTRIES AT ONCE VIA STRADDLING THE CALIFORNIA/MEXICO BORDER. LICENSED REAL ESTATE AGENT AS WELL AS A LICENSED DRIVER. MET MR. T AND ERIC ESTRADA, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...

My Interests

Musician, Photography, Graphic Art, Politics, Writing, Satire, Comedy. Other interests include, but not limited to, anything interesting

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Music:

straight ahead jazz, salsa and latin jazz, rap, rock, American Standards, alternative rock, pop, yes pop! And on and on.....

Movies:

Infamous for falling asleep at the movies.

Television:

"reality" TV

Books:

AMERICA ALONE, NIGHT, THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK, SCHINDLERS LIST, TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD

Heroes:

Get back to ya on that one...

My Blog

Recession Dating Tips 101

There is a serious article on my msn homepage about dating during a recession. Follow the link only AFTER you read my thoughts on this, if I may be so pushy....http://msn. match. com/msn/article. aspx...
Posted by MARY on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:23:00 PST

FOUR LETTER WORDS OF WISDOM

WARNING: what you are about to read is frivolous and minutiae driven. If you were expecting a thesis on Tito: The Forgotten Jackson, or some other pertinent topic, you are in the wrong place. (Larry K...
Posted by MARY on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

Running with Scissors

RUNNING WITH SCISSORS Things have changed. But is all change good? When I was a kid, there were no car seats. We would dog pile into cars and no one ever wore a seatbelt (ok, that part is bad, but rea...
Posted by MARY on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:39:00 PST

How to Act Smart, (even if you feel stupid)

Don't get your panties ruffled, all you have to do is click on the hyper-link and you can read my brilliant piece there. Then come back here and post your comments please. Your feedback is what I live...
Posted by MARY on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:22:00 PST

Wal Mart Woes

Wal Mart Woes By Mary Moreno If I landed on the planet today and wanted to find out as much as I could about our peculiar society, I would have my leader take me to a Wal Mart. Not because I'd be loo...
Posted by MARY on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST

The Ghostfarter

The Ghostfarter By Mary Moreno   Why is it that every time I am at the grocery store the ghostfarter strikes?   Situation:  Your local Pigglies Wigglies, Anytown USA. I and  ...
Posted by MARY on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:30:00 PST

A Pithy Look at Punxsutawney Phil

A Pithy Look at Punxsutawney Phil By Mary Moreno   Another Groundhog Day has passed and this year Punxsutawney Phil has predicted six more weeks of winter. Newsflash, I just consulted my calend...
Posted by MARY on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:01:00 PST

2008s To Do List

                     2008's To Do List   10.Shed a crocodile tear at strategic moments in order to ad...
Posted by MARY on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST

NO SNOW IN AFRICA?

No Snow in Africa? From the 'Apropos of Nothing Chronicles' By Mary Moreno Well, it's December again. That can only mean one thing: the inevitable resurfacing of Band Aid's 1984 hit Feed the World. S...
Posted by MARY on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:42:00 PST