What I just learned about the term "beaver" |
While doing a lot of cutting and pasting at work, I was just listening to a Jack Benny show circa 1942, broadcasting from the naval base at Terminal Island near San Pedro.
One of the characters was ma... Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:50:00 PST |
Wow, I actually have a thought re: Ms. Spears, though it’s probably not original |
I didn't see her Video Music Awards performance, but I gather it heralded the end of her career.
Is this the first time that millions of citizens agreed simultaneously that a singer's/celebrity's care... Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:10:00 PST |
New favorite quote |
It's always "Both" and it's always "Your mother."
-- William Matthews Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:13:00 PST |
GUESS WHAT I SAW! |
Today, on the west side of Vermont between Hollywood and Sunset, I actually saw someone slip on a banana peel! Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:22:00 PST |
Responsible |
The current issue of Esquire sends a guy who fought in Iraq back there for the first time in a couple of years.
There's a scene in this article where U.S. and Iraqi soldiers are on patrol together and... Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:07:00 PST |
Ted Nugent’s new album is called "Love Grenade" |
And I can't figure out what it's a metaphor for.
If it were 1975, I could ask the same bigger kids who told me what "cat scratch fever" referred to. Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:00:00 PST |
This week on "Powerloafing" |
www.powerloafing.com.
Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:34:00 PST |
Merle on Willie on divorce |
Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it.
-- Merle Haggard Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:01:00 PST |
What I learned about lunch theft prevention yesterday |
For the last 17 years, I've tended to bring my lunch to work. Never once had it stolen.* Until yesterday.
How was yesterday different from most days?
I placed it (sandwiches) in a bread ba... Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 09:57:00 PST |
How many White Sox fans have you met in your life? |
Cause I just met my first this morning.
I've met a thousand Cubs fans and one White Sox fan. Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:29:00 PST |