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The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster

The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster

About Me

Popular stand-up comedian, founder of Oh, You and Your Bone Spurs , South Dakotan, excellent speller. poor audience mic-er

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Member Since: 4/23/2006
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My Blog

What I just learned about the term "beaver"

While doing a lot of cutting and pasting at work, I was just listening to a Jack Benny show circa 1942, broadcasting from the naval base at Terminal Island near San Pedro. One of the characters was ma...
Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:50:00 PST

Wow, I actually have a thought re: Ms. Spears, though it’s probably not original

I didn't see her Video Music Awards performance, but I gather it heralded the end of her career. Is this the first time that millions of citizens agreed simultaneously that a singer's/celebrity's care...
Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:10:00 PST

New favorite quote

It's always "Both" and it's always "Your mother." -- William Matthews
Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:13:00 PST

GUESS WHAT I SAW!

Today, on the west side of Vermont between Hollywood and Sunset, I actually saw someone slip on a banana peel!
Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:22:00 PST

Responsible

The current issue of Esquire sends a guy who fought in Iraq back there for the first time in a couple of years. There's a scene in this article where U.S. and Iraqi soldiers are on patrol together and...
Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:07:00 PST

Ted Nugent’s new album is called "Love Grenade"

And I can't figure out what it's a metaphor for. If it were 1975, I could ask the same bigger kids who told me what "cat scratch fever" referred to.
Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:00:00 PST

This week on "Powerloafing"

www.powerloafing.com.  
Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:34:00 PST

Merle on Willie on divorce

Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it. -- Merle Haggard
Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:01:00 PST

What I learned about lunch theft prevention yesterday

For the last 17 years, I've tended to bring my lunch to work.  Never once had it stolen.*  Until yesterday. How was yesterday different from most days? I placed it (sandwiches) in a bread ba...
Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 09:57:00 PST

How many White Sox fans have you met in your life?

Cause I just met my first this morning. I've met a thousand Cubs fans and one White Sox fan.
Posted by The Popular Stand-Up Comedian Jim Woster on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:29:00 PST