Koz quote 3 - Thanksgiving blog |
Rachel: "What should I make for Thanksgiving?"
Koz: "More obscure references about people you work with that none of us know"
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:53:00 GMT |
Koz quote 2 |
Koz, Dex, Rachel & I, driving home from Rachel's birthday dinner:
KOZ: "Hey, thanks for coming out tonight guys."
DEX & ME: "Of course. No problem."
KOZ: "I was talking to Rachel's tits."
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:14:00 GMT |
Hobbs quote 1 |
In a very nice restaurant last night after Hobbs & Lynn got married...HOBBS: (a little drunk & VERY loud) "I don't know why I married her today, she hasn't given me a blow job since 1993"(The ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:14:00 GMT |
Jay quote 9 |
"Going out & finding that special babe...that you can take into the bathroom & get some head from...That's really what it's all about"
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:28:00 GMT |
Adrian Brody... |
should change his name to "Creepy Creeperman".
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 18:19:00 GMT |
Koz quote 1 |
AT CONNOR'S BAR MITZVAH
DJ: "Ok Connor, now it's time to share a special dance with your mom" (Connor & his mother dance)DJ: "Ok boys, the rest of you dance with your mothers"(They dance)DJ: ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:18:00 GMT |
Jay quote 8 |
"A bitch doesn't have to fuck me but she can at least buy me a meal"
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 16:59:00 GMT |
Jay quote 7 |
Jay: "I think I'm going to join Scientology"
Me: "That could be risky. It might be a cult"
Jay: "John Travolta's a Scientologist right?"
Me: "Yea"
Jay: "He has his own private jet right?"
Me: "Yea"
Ja...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 20:10:00 GMT |
new VW commercials |
Have you seen these? Where a couple of wads are driving around and get SLAMMED? I've seen 2 different versions of this commercial. I guess it's supposed to convince you to buy a VW because they're saf...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 17:43:00 GMT |
Jay quote 6 |
"I might drive a Honda but I treat a bitch good and I fuck her well"
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:02:00 GMT |
