Cain Lopez

I am a stand up comedian living in north hollywood, ca, and i am 26 years old. OH, and yes, Cain is my real name. it's cool now, but i used to get made fun of for it when i was a kid. hurriCAIN, coCAINe, novaCAINe, sugar CAIN, walking CAIN, candy CAIN, raising CAIN. this is why i am a comic. i got made fun of a lot. i was the fat kid, the mexican kid, and the smart nerdy kid. the fat kids called me a "nerdy mexican". the nerdy kids called me a "fat mexican". the mexican kids called me a "fat nerd". and on top of that i was poor, and my family lived in a trailer park. the ghetto with wheels on it. my mom would pick me up from school in my own house. she did that 'till the cops put a boot on the trailer for unpaid tickets.in 2002 i survived a major car accident. i was hit by a drunk driver who ran a red light. the result was a shattered jaw and a broken femur, the biggest bone in the body. the next week i was dropped by my management company because of my injuries. a year later in 2003 i was diagnosed with cancer in my jaw. after 14 hours of surgery, 2 weeks in intensive care, and six weeks of radiation treatments i survived that too. i did it by laughing my ass off. if you can laugh in the face of gloom, then and only then, can you truly survive it.And now...THE HURRICAIN IS BACK, BITCHES!!! That's right! And more hillarious than ever. don't believe me? check me out in the new hit DVD "Latinos Locos" where i do my thing alongside Carlos Oscar, Luke Torres and Mad TV's Jill Michelle Melean. You can, also, see me on the new TV show "Inside Joke" which was nominated for a Latin Image Award. I've also been seen on "Loco Comedy Jam", the Latino Laugh Festival, and I will soon appear on Comedy Express. To check me out live, send me a message or stay tuned!!!