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Melissa

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

To know me is to love me. I kissed the Blarney Stone in Ireland, walked across Abbey Road and stood in the center of Stonehenge. Love that we have a football team again (Go Ravens, Steelers fans need not apply) and refuse to make plans on any given Sunday during football season. I don't think most people would call me "nice" but that doesn't mean I'm a bitch either. I'm the type of person that needs to get to know someone before I call them a friend. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm not fake and refuse to act in any way other than what feels natural to me. If I don't like you, you'll either be smart enough to figure it out yourself or if not, I'll probably tell you. And it works in reverse too, if I think you don't like me, I'm not going to bend over backwards and kiss your ass to try to get you to like me, I'm all right with it if you don't. I'm what you would call brutally honest, not just with others but with myself as well. But to go back to my first statement, I think generally the people that have gotten to know me would agree that I'm a pretty cool chick and fiercely loyal to those I do consider my true friends. Enough said?

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

As for the guy I want to be with, hmmm, let's see. I like anyone that can make me laugh out loud and if you say or do something so funny I snort or spit out whatever I'm drinking at the time, I'll probably fall in love with you right there and then! I want someone that's not afraid to look foolish either for me, with me or around me, life's too short not to be silly once in awhile don't you think? I want someone willing to share their life with me AND they want me to share my life with them. I need to be able to trust the person I'm with 100%, I don't lie or cheat and expect the same from the person I'm with. I believe you can forgive anyone for just about anything but forgetting something ugly that happened or that was said is another thing altogether. I don't fall for men easily but when I do, I give my heart and soul to the person I'm with, I don't hold anything back and I don't want him to either. I don't believe in "proceeding with caution", what's life without passion so if you feel it, you should run with it until those feelings dissipate or one of you is dead! I see too many of my friends settling for what I would call "companions", I'm looking for a soul mate, not just another friend I happen to have sex with from time to time.As for the famous people I'd like to meet, Denis Leary, George Clooney, Phil Collins (don't know why but ever since he did a bit part on Miami Vice, I've wanted to sit down and have dinner/drinks with him, it's NOT a sex thing LOL), and Ray Lewis for starters. I would have liked to have met Mitch Hedberg, I really dug his sense of humor! I heard Jimmy Page was a cool cat so I'd throw him into the mix as well but there's really too many to list here. And definitely Cher and Dolly Parton, those chicks rock!I would like to meet Osama Bin Laden in a dark alley with some raw meat and Michael Vick's dogs.Oh hell yeah!And I really want to meet all those crazy guys from the Deadliest Catch at that bar they hang out at in Alaska, I LOVE that show, send me a ticket and I'm there:))) See the video below that one of the fans of the show put together, it totally rocks:

My Blog

Steves Riding Lawn Mower DUI Taser Arrest Video 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZtwJNjxk ROFLMFAO!!!
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:56:00 GMT

ralphie may

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9mytOPDeeE OMG, I had no idea this guy was this funny!!!
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Eddie Murphy delerious ice cream skit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JfMCBh1sJQ Classic...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:47:00 GMT

Sam Kinison - Jesus didn't have a wife

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSwG9Tojg9I LOL!
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:45:00 GMT

Denis Leary Montage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ8vIkBJNlg If he wasn't already married...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:51:00 GMT

kat williams weed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4An5GO4yN5w Ain't it so! LOL!
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 09:09:00 GMT

Stephen Lynch - Special Ed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFRv_1XdDM Don't stand too close to me, when the lightening strikes, you'll want to be far FAR away LOL!
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:31:00 GMT

Chuck Norris Midget.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj9JqYEB2VA This little guy gets around! LMAO! And unless I'm nuts, he looks like he's packing some heat there OMFG!!! I'm going to bed before I find anythi...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:51:00 GMT

Disturbing yet I can't seem to stop watching...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuMMfgWhm3g
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:56:00 GMT

[Gabriel Iglesias] Drink Driving & Presidential Elections

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLMSgbA-_9k This guy rocks too...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:49:00 GMT