ladies, ladies, ladies! |
I was talking to a photographer about some of the looks the models he uses are able to portray. And how hes able to capture them... he said, "the way i get women to give that seductive look is i have...
Posted by Patrick Jolle "The Comic SuperStar!" on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:54:00 PST |
The Gimp Part 2! |
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Posted by Patrick Jolle "The Comic SuperStar!" on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST |
The Jesus Swimwear Problem! |
i went to a Christen Department store and they were selling Jesus swim suits... but why would Jesus need a swim suit? he could walk on water.... (copyright Patrick Jolle)
Posted by Patrick Jolle "The Comic SuperStar!" on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST |
So Fain and the Dogs. (a revised street joke) |
Researcers have discovered that dogs pick up the character traits of there owners...for example:A math teacher, a contractor, and "SoFain" (of "ARMADA magazine) all have dogs. For a experament they ...
Posted by Patrick Jolle "The Comic SuperStar!" on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST |
How Dave Navarro and I are Friends! |
i walked into the "CRUNCH" fitness on the sunset strip. As i walked in i had to check in at the counter. While swiping my member card i noticed that Dave Navarro was on the treadmill in the back hal...
Posted by Patrick Jolle "The Comic SuperStar!" on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST |
THE PATRICK HAT TRICK! |
What is the PATRICK HAT TRICK? This is the combonation of Hand job, blow job and the follow up screw... All should strive for this, even women... Now i need help nameing the equivalent for women, the...
Posted by Patrick Jolle "The Comic SuperStar!" on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST |
www.halfassedopinions.blogspot.com (check it out) |
www.halfassedopinions.blogspot.comCheck out my brothers blog sight, he posts some funny fucking shit!
Posted by Patrick Jolle "The Comic SuperStar!" on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST |
Honest Abe, Honestly not funny! |
Matthew Lumpkin and I visited the Lincoln Museum today in Springfield IL. I found out that the security there has no sense of humor. Matt and i found a replica of the Ford's Theartre in the corner o...
Posted by Patrick Jolle "The Comic SuperStar!" on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST |
Then I Looked at the Stars |
Leaving a show last night in Missori, i had to drive 30 min. to get to the hotel. I was required to drive down these back roads that are a little off the beaten path. Anyway i had to stop to allow M...
Posted by Patrick Jolle "The Comic SuperStar!" on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST |
Job Satisfaction |
I had a job right out of high school. I was a driver of a hurst for a funeral home. I lost the job after a week. They fired me because i got a ticket... want to know what for?... Driving in the car...
Posted by Patrick Jolle "The Comic SuperStar!" on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST |
