Brittany

Things that make me smile:1. Narcoleptic dogs2. Sadie.... my dog who doubles as a space heater3. Sleeping until 4 in the afternoon4. Fainting goats5. Listening to hardcore gangster rap in my socks6. Your face7. Crab legs- no, all you can eat crab legs :)8. Penguins- especially when Morgan Freeman's voice is being heard.9. Helen Keller jokes10. Davie Bowie... "The Bowie"11. Raw potatos12. Being stranded in Florida with Mary. It sounds bad, but the fact that all we had to eat was Pringles and Vodka makes for a good story.... or atleast her spooning me.13. Late night infomercials- the Gazelle Freestyle makes me want to work out14. The first page of a book. The first sentence of a book is probably the most important one, and I love every word.15. Moonflowers16. The Comcast Fast Access turtles.... they make me laugh.17. People talking about politics- they think they sounds knowledgable and I tend to find that entertaining.18. Hot Wings19. Tiny Elvis20. Female genitalia being referred to as "The Thunderdome" or "Who-ha"Things that I dislike:1. Rubik's cubes- seriously. Who can acutally solve the Rubik's cube? Why would you buy one? And how long will it take me to remove all the stickers and rearrange them so it looks like I solved it?2. Your face3. Darth Vader- someone needs to go ahead and give him some nasal decongestant.4. Ben Affleck5. The person on the road who does not realize that it is OK to go ten over6. Having the flu7. People who don't believe that I'm right, I'm Brittany.... that means I am always right.