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So Fain

Those 'Open Container Laws' ain't gonna break themselves!

About Me


Wow. I just noticed that it's been nearly a year since I updated the "About Me" portion of this page. How can someone who spends as much time on the 'Space not update this section more often? The answer is apparantly binge drinking.
Now, on to the boring crap. I moved to Atlanta in 2005 about 6 months after Hurrican Ivan wiped out my job and former home town of Pensacola, Florida. I know, I know... "Boohoo." It worked out for the best even tho it seemed a little traumatic at the time. Now I'm an Atlanta socialite (read: boozehound) and all around pain-in-the-ass. My main passion is writing even if my MySpace blog may seem like the rantings of a madman sometimes. If you actually want to understand me a little less, take some time to read some of my blog posts. Banner links to some of my favorites are below...
Now, why are you still reading this? Are you sure you want to be friends? I'm cocky, opinionated, and my humor is dry... How will you know when I'm joking? Save your parents some heartache and don't be my friend!
So Fain's Featured Blogs [ Subscribe to this Blog ]
Call in the cavalry... We're tasting victory.
"When a guy comes to party with ARMADA Magazine for the first time,
his ass is a wad of cookie dough....
But after a few weeks, his liver is carved out of wood."
With Max and Nick in an R44 Helicopter over Atlanta - 05/22/06
Adrienne and Annie dressed as So Fain @ Havana - 06/08/06
I love these girls!! Talk about style! ;)
With Max and Nick @ Havana - 06/15/06
With Kas @ Fever - 07/15/06
Fuck the haters! We don't care what you think!
Nothing but attitude with Brooke @ Fever - 07/22/06
This is what cool looks like.
With Josh, Nick and Smitty @ Havana - 07/27/06
Castro is on his deathbed and we're drunk in Havana - 08/10/06
The "Bad Boys" of armada Magazine at Fever - 08/12/06
With Josh, Nick & Max - Nick's Bday @ Fever - 09/02/06
With Christina, Shannie and Ashley @ Havana - 09/21/06
With Max, Sky and Kal @ Lotus Lounge - 09/26/06
The Bad Boys at Jenna Jameson's Strippers Ball - 09/30/06
With my Favorite Sinners at my Birthday Sin-a-Thon - 10/05/06
Gettin' my drunk on with Dj Icey in the VIP @ CFD - 11/24/06

My Interests


12/11/05
Interests / Obsessions:
Graphic Design, Politics (if you're a preachy, hardcore Republican... MOVE ALONG! I don't want your lectures. Thx!), Fashion, Shopping (looking good takes a lot of footwork), Photography, Import Tuners, Skydiving, Sex, Models, Women that like to run with the wolves... And a lot of shit that is none of your business! I'm in the mood to be bad lately so my interests have slid towards clubbing and all the naughty activities that go with it.

05/06/06
Did you get a friend request from me? Okay, let me save you the trouble of sending me one of those "Why should I add you?" emails where you expect me to send you a resume on why I'm a good MySpace friend. I'm not going to. There is no telling why I sent you a request. Maybe you're hot, maybe your page was interesting or funny, maybe I enjoyed your blog or maybe we have common friends. Whatever the reason, I sent it. I'm sorry if I didn't message you first, but I don't really give a fuck about proper MySpace etiquette. If you have a question about whether you should add me or not, then don't. I'll somehow manage to survive.

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12/09/06

I'd like to meet:

Moses. I need him to explain the first 4 books of the Bible to me because that shit is confusing!
David Cross. Funniest man in America? I dunno, faggit!
Fidel Castro. The last Socialist in a sea of Capitalism. Viva la Revolucion Cubano! His methods are not justifiable, but the man was an interesting bastard.
Bill Clinton. Play on, Playa!
Michael Moore. Fighting for the American Worker!!
Barack Obama. Save us!
Jimmy Carter. The man catches a bad rap for someone who may be the most giving and caring man on the planet.
Bill Maher. Always speaking his mind. Love that!
John Stewart. Should speak for itself.

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Music:

EDM is my passion. House, Techno, Electronica, Trance, UK Garage, Drum and Bass, Speed Garage, Progressive, Tech Step, E-Hop... You get the point. I'm also into Brit and Indy Rock as well as a wide range of Alternative.

Movies:

American Psycho
Cannibal the Musical
Run, Ronnie, Run!
It's All Gone, Pete Tong
Pulp Fiction
Fight Club
American Beauty
Event Horizon
Office Space
Bush's Brain
Magnolia
2001: A Space Odyssey
12 Angry Men
Star Wars
Farenheit 911
The LOTR Trilogy
Goodfellas
Taxi Driver
A Clockwork Orange
The Silence of the Lambs
The Manchurian Candidate
Platoon
Unforgiven
Dead Poets Society
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Glory
Million Dollar Baby
The Sixth Sense
Spun

R.I.P. Charlie Debo.
Miss you, Chuck!

Television:

FIVE SECRETS of a Perfect Relationship:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
"Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb."
- Yul Brynner
"If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good."
- Dr. Seuss
"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."
- Hunter S. Thompson
"The difference between a grave and a rut is the depth."
- Gary Brodski (Also spotted on my Hooter's moist towelette. Those girls are wise beyond their years.)
"The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."
- Helen Rowland
"If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time."
- Edith Wharton
"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity."
- Bill Vaughan
"What is the difference between genius and stupidity? Genius has limits."
- Albert Einstein
"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything."
- Herb Caen
"If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough."
- Jef Mallett
"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."
- Clint Eastwood
"Marriage is the unsuccessful attempt to make something lasting out of an incident."
- Albert Einstein
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
- Mitch Hedberg
"A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them."
- Ninon de Lenclos
"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault."
- Henry Kissinger
"Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable."
- Sidney J. Harris
"I can do anything. I'm famous."
- So Fain
"Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem.""
- W. Somerset Maugham
"Anything worth doing is worth overdoing." - Mick Jagger

Books:



Lord of the Flies, 1984, The Wheel of Time, Animal Farm, The Stand, The Gunslinger, America: The Book, Battlefield Earth (I know the movie sucked, but the book was amazing), Snow Blind.... I'll have to get back to this later. I'm lazy right now.

I just watched "The Passion of the Christ" and it was in another language... I think that's weird because the book was in English.

Heroes:



Fred Hampton
"Remember I said with the last words on my lips... I am a REVOLUTIONARY!"


Che Guevara
"Shoot, coward, you're only going to kill a man."

My Blog

You and your janky Target Card. <SO NOT HOT>

We've all had it happen.  We hear a term used and, for some unknown reason, it sticks with us like freshly chewed and carelessly discarded gum will stick to our favorite new shoes. ...
Posted by So Fain on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST

For those of you who have sent love for my Dad...

Yesterday, my father suffered a stroke and wound up in the hospital back home in Florida. My sister called to tell me just an hour or so before I had to go out and shoot Paul Oakenfold at Wet Bar with...
Posted by So Fain on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:12:00 PST

Another Dumbass Bulletin: 11 Things Losers do on MySpace.

It's been a while since I have addressed a dumbass bulletin on MySpace, but this one has been circulating for at least a year and it's full of some pretty rediculous shit.  I saw it once again to...
Posted by So Fain on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST

How we FUCKED UP Park City!

Well, Max and I home safe with no broken limbs and some fresh new clothes...  So we're gonna call the trip a success despite the lack of nightlife and hot chicks.  We half-assed ou...
Posted by So Fain on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:54:00 PST

What I have learned since arriving in Park City, Utah...

I have been informed that this is the kind of bulletin that I should probably blog.  I don't know why I "save" my blog for long-winded pieces anyway.  So, let me take you back in time t...
Posted by So Fain on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:05:00 PST

How to conquer a city by being a complete pain in the ass.

Yes, today I get another year older.  For a lot of people that share this birthday with me, this is not something to celebrate.  Many people look at their birthday as a reminder that they ar...
Posted by So Fain on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST

Shut the fuck up, conscience. You're spoiling my fucking fun.

A thousand years ago in what I laughingly refer to as my "college years," I lived with two friends in a shitbox roachmotel in Pensacola, Florida.  The apartment complex was called The Moorings be...
Posted by So Fain on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:24:00 PST

The Commitment Ladder: Climb it at Your Own Risk!

This blog is a little overdue and since it's raining outside and the football game is as brutal and one-sided as a prison gang rape, I thought I'd take a second a clear up an issue that many wome...
Posted by So Fain on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:05:00 PST

They have cars at the NOPI Nationals? I didn't see any!

File this Saturday's trip to the NOPI Nationals with the Thrill Planet Bikini Team under "There are far worse lives than So Fain's to live." I'm currently sorting thru the 550+ shots that I ...
Posted by So Fain on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:56:00 PST

My bad, sweetheart, did I walk up and kick your dollhouse?

Today I'm posting a short piece that I wrote back in early January of this year.  I do this often, actually.  I'll write something and then decide it's not that funny, poorly written or does...
Posted by So Fain on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:17:00 PST