*Mercy, Courage, and Loyalty, are and will be what i live and die by*
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"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F†word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!"ala, G. Carlin
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David "Mitch" Ignatonis
Birthday: 5/13/77
Birthplace: Adopted in maryland
Current Location: The kingdom of Mitch
Eye Color: Hazel/Brown
Hair Color: DArk brown with red.
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have both
Your Heritage: SCottish, french, Lituanian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Puma Speedcats
Your Weakness: EYES,SMILES and Pizza
Your Fears: To die alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Fellini's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Continue to learn and fullfill my destiny
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I
Your Best Physical Feature: Im the perfect package
Your Bedtime: when the work and fun is done
Your Most Missed Memory: forgot it.
Pepsi or Coke: Root Beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Backyard burger
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Huh, black tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choco
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: when needed
Do you Sing: yes!
Do you Shower Daily: twice
Have you Been in Love: Yes.....
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: Yep
Do you belive in yourself: All the way
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: Some what
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Luv them
Do you play an Instrument: triangle count..
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sorta...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no way
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, but gave her heart back!
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: often, but im not.
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: Loved
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: yeah that will never happen....
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown or blue
Favourite Hair Color: love em all
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: at least 5ft.
Weight: fit...
Best Clothing Style: mine?.....tons of style
Number of Drugs I have taken: tylenol, and advil?
Number of CDs I own: ummmm don't know.
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing, I am who i am
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