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\m/ Chris Payne \m/

I've got a chance for a sweet sane life

About Me

Thanks for stopping by ....feel free to leave a comment if you're a 'friend' ... if not, then add me for cryin' outloud. Chances are you'll get added .......unless you're a douchebag.

My Interests



Name: ..m/ Chris Payne ..m/
Birthdate: June 28th
Birthplace: Hollywood : California
Current Location: Sitting in the computer room
Eye Color: Dark brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 178cm
Weight: 90.72kg
Piercings: 12 - nostrils; nipples; tongue; lobes; anti-tragus; lower lip
Tatoos: I have several ... just ask
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Single as the day is long.
Overused Phraze: ..the bottom line is ...
FAVORITES
Food: Eye-talian
Candy: Dark Chocolate
Number: 13
Color: Navy Blue
Animal: Wombat ... even thought I believe that's a marsupial
Drink: Crown and Coke please
Alcohol Drink: oh ... umm ... Jager please
Bagel: Asiago Cheese from Noah's
Letter: DOUBLE EWE
Body Part on Opposite sex: Lips ... even though those dimples you chicks get on your back are sexy
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke please
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BK
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: iceD please
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: 5 shot nonfat no whip white mocha pleeeeeease
Kiss or Hug:&..39;
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer .... NOW please
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: despeite what some may think ..... love
YOUR...
Bedtime: should've been 20 minutes ago
Most Missed Memory: Laughing with those that mean the most to me
Best phyiscal feature: calves ... even though there are those who will say my eyebrows
First Thought Waking Up: 5 more minutes ... please?
Goal for this year: who the f*ck knows ... hahaha ...
Best Friends: Super A - Newman - Angela in the EDH - Jessie James - Brandon - Letty - Senor Smith
Weakness: Come back to me on that one
Fears: Waking up not knowing where the hell I am
Heritage: Mesican!!
Longest relationship: a little over 3 years ... including the divorce
Ever Skinny Dipped: yyyyyup
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Not in a while
Been Dumped Lately: Hmm ...
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Any color that's not grey
Favorite Hair Color: same as above
Short or Long: enough to clench while we're necking
Height: tall enough for this ride
Style: Anything but sloppy or trendy
Looks or Personality: Gimme personality ..
Hot or Cute Cute ... looks fade
Drugs and Alcohol: The Kurt Cobain diet? Sure!!
Muscular or Really Skinny: Thin is nice however .. she's gotta have curves somewhere
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 2
What country do you want to Visit: the UK
How do you want to Die: quick and painless
Been to the mall lately: Not in a few weeks
Do you like thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: Nnnnnnnnope
Do you think your Attractive: I have my moments
Believe in Yourself: Sometimes
Want to go to College: Only for the parties
Do you Smoke: Noooo ... but I'm ssssssssmokin'!
Do you Drink: Heck yes!

Do you Sing: Not very well
Want to get Married: Not anytime soon
Do you want Children: I' /
Do you want Children: That would be rad but I don't think its going to happen.

Have your future kids names planned out: If the lady were to go with it, Brooklyn Marie for our daughter, Miles Christopher for the boy
Hate anyone: This is for clarifying purposes - my hate is NOT directed at the person you may THINK it is ... if nothing else, I want said person to be happy, not miserable.

I'd like to meet:



Too bad there isn't a section on here called 'People I Don't Want to Meet'

The following is a list of banners that belong to good people on this website ... thank you to them:

Nightmare Studios are located at 888 S. Virginia street. Walk-ins are welcomed or set up your appointment at 775-324-0666. Ask for Mikey or Brandon. Manamana.



This is Steve Prue. He shoots pictures for a living. Steve is not only one of the most solid people you could have in your life but he works for Suicide Girls as well. 'Nuf said.





The next time you find yourself in Salt Lake City, be on the lookout for the Slippery Kittens!!



Hackers need to stay the hell away from my page ... thank you

Music:



My Blog

What are the top 5 best shows YOUVE seen in your lifetime??

With last nights Linkin Park performance, they've catapulted into my top 5 shows I've seen in my life:Nine Inch Nails - summer 2006 Shoreline AmphitheatreMetallica - summer 1994 SacramentoRamones - Ap...
Posted by \m/ Chris Payne \m/ on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:12:00 PST

Riddle me this Batman

If you're on my friends list, I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other.   I really don't....
Posted by \m/ Chris Payne \m/ on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST

This is a message for the "band" Hinder

FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY FUCKING SONG. I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER "HIT" EVER AGAIN. MAY YOU FADE INTO DARKNESS. P.S. Please fuck off...
Posted by \m/ Chris Payne \m/ on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 03:14:00 PST

In case you need a tattoo artist

My tattoo artist in Folsom, Ca - Bill Henderson - would be MORE than willing to work on you He's done some incredible work on my arm..... You can contact Folsom City Ink at 916...
Posted by \m/ Chris Payne \m/ on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 09:06:00 PST