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Mystery Guy

Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?

About Me


What can I say about me? Everything. I know myself fairly well. I am fun and exciting and a barrel full of monkeys. I am adventurous, hillarious and can get shit done. I am the one you want to know for all occasions, with the exception of any bullshit religious holidays, then you are on your own.
I am the one to break the ice and always the one to take things a little too far. I have bad habits and good habits but all the things I do are exciting.
At some point in your life you realize, I am not having fun, and you have 2 things you can do about it: Shut the hell up and deal with it or change it. I am the kind of person who changes it. I love to have fun.
I also have 2 cats and a great house, a wine fridge and a patio with furniture and an outdoor fireplace. I like to look at the stars and camp. I like Nachos and salsa (SPICY) I like to play sports and do silly things. but most of all, I like to be me. If you don't know what that is about...find out!
No I don't think kids are cute.
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My Interests

I like concerts, playing games (drinking and non-drinking games), the outdoors when it's warm. I DON'T like snow. I want to visit many exciting places all over the world. I like road trips and wacky people.
Everyone has a story. What's yours?
Things I DON'T like Dessert
Children
Smoking
Weed
Whiners
Minivans
Republicans
Hip Hop
Jeans
Cold Weather
Clubs
Gin
Jesus
Litterbugs
Things I DO like
Summer
Baseball
Bowling
Potato Chips
Playing Sports
Smart Conversations
Trivia
Younger Girls
Road Trips
Other Countries
Mountain Dew
Bees
PBR
Kinky Things (not a garden hose
Flirting
Cats
Camping
Wine
Cooking
Concerts
Photography
Vacuuming
Mowing the Lawn

I'd like to meet:


Interesting people who like to have a good time. Strangers with nachos and salsa. Anyone who can be themselves, laugh at anything and those who aren't afraid. And some folks to play games and throw horseshoes in my backyard.I would also like to meet likeminded winos who can appreciate a bottle of red over a coversation that never really goes anywhere...

Music:

I like these guys: TOOL, Rob Zombie, Mudvayne, The Haunted, A Perfect Circle, Days of the New, Black Label Society, Mushroomhead, KISS, Dope, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot,HellYeah, Mindless Self Indulgence, Disturbed, The Supersuckers...and a whole lot more

Movies:

Yep... 2 free a week for the rest of my life from Hollywood Video. And I like crazy things that make you laugh until you cry, think and creep you out a little.

Television:

Anything animated and funny... Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Lil Bush... also: My Name is Earl, Dirty Jobs, House, and Heroes. I like gameshows too but Reality TV is a joke!!

Books:

Lots of them... Without pictures, even. I like these guys: Tim Dorsey
Carl Hiaasen
Robert Crais
Dan Brown

Heroes:

People who are themselves and those who positively influence my life and make me smile, laugh and think.