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The Amazing BNUTS

Just spread some jelly on your fist and punch me in the throat!!

About Me

IF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND AT LEAST MESSAGE ME FIRST...check out my Tattoo Page
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: BNUTS
Birthday: 11/03/1976
Birthplace: Reno, Nevada
Current Location: Drain-O
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: That would have to depend on what day
Height: 5..'11..'..'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rizight
Your Heritage: Heritage?
The Shoes You Wore Today: I didnt wear shoes today.....yeah
Your Weakness: Trusting women
Your Fears: Drowning
Your Perfect Pizza: meat with meat and sprinkled with cheese and meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make a living tattooing
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ROFHMSLMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: Peeeeeewww! I smell
Your Best Physical Feature: my sculpted guns of course...duh
Your Bedtime: After a pint of cookie dough, box of tissue and Will and Grace....(sob, sob)
Your Most Missed Memory: Thats just it....my memory
Pepsi or Coke: Crystal Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: QDoba
Single or Group Dates: Dating is stupid....women are the devil
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ancient Chinese Orange spice recipie sun tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Punpkin Spice Coffee
Do you Smoke: hmmm
Do you Swear: Shucks No
Do you Sing: YES
Do you Shower Daily: (see .."Thoughts First Waking Up....."
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: I still do....yeah, Im the creepy old guy
Do you want to get Married: I would like to...yes
Do you belive in yourself: Abso-frickin-lutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only pussies do
Do you think you are Attractive: .."give me ten minutes to talk away my ugly face, and I..'ll bed the queen of France.."...Voltaire
Are you a Health Freak: I try
Do you get along with your Parents: Hell yeah...they..'re the balls
Do you like Thunderstorms: ????
Do you play an Instrument: Bass, Guitar, sometimes when I get drunk the rusty trombone
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wish.....umm...Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Life is a stage and Im the lead role
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: um.............................yep
Ever been called a Tease: ah no
Ever been Beaten up: oh yeah
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Im never growing up....but being rich would be cool
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: girls have eyes?.....
Favourite Hair Color: just hair is fine....no buzz cuts
Short or Long Hair: Bug eaters are cool......I like long hair though
Height: not taller than me
Weight: dumbest question yet
Best Clothing Style: Clean clothes are awesome
Number of Piercings: ????
Number of Tattoos: Lots
Number of things in my Past I Regret: REGRET NOTHING
I AM 83% METAL HEAD! I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.comAIM...theamazingbnuts

My Interests

Tattooing, Skating, Dr Pepper, ROCKBAND, eating breakfast at night, 40s style boxing, cold spagettiO's, beer, playing bass/guitar/drums...being a pirate INKED NATION PROFILE

I'd like to meet:

CHICKS WITH TATTOOS, THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE ORANGE PEELER......AND MAYBE A MIDGET...UMMM JANINECOPY CODE AND PUT ON YOUR PROFILE!!

Music:

GREYSCALE - WEEP ..
from the album Discord for the Dead Kid
in stores now on Battle Born Records
directed by E. Frick
click here for windows media versionGREYSCALE - WEEP ..
from the album Discord for the Dead Kid
in stores now on Battle Born Records
directed by E. Frick

click here for windows media version

Television:

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Books:

Websters Dictionary...Tao Te Ching...Chilton's

My Blog

Losing faith

Lately I've noticed how people walk around in this little bubble, completely unaware of their surroundings, as if they were the center of the universe. They park where and how they want, walk as slow ...
Posted by The Amazing BNUTS on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:15:00 PST

weapons ban

Americans ....are so quick to point a finger....As long as the finger isn't at ourselves.... We want justice, we we want peace, and we want it now and where better to point a finger than at an inanima...
Posted by The Amazing BNUTS on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:33:00 PST

Enough is Enough

You made me do it Im not taking the blame this time I wish I could tell you but I wont I wont reach out my hand Friends last Friends past The closest are so far away This is not about you F...
Posted by The Amazing BNUTS on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 07:28:00 PST

I hate poem

I hate myspaceI hate meI hate my jobI hate being brokeI hate Christmas cause I amI hate my lifeI hate that I am aloneI hate that I have no dogI hate my skin so I cover itI hate having roommatesI hate ...
Posted by The Amazing BNUTS on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:18:00 PST

the end of my rope

So this is what the end of a rope looks like I have finally fallen For years Ive been able to deal Not anymore I am giving up I am starting my own fight You will not win this time None of ...
Posted by The Amazing BNUTS on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 05:52:00 PST

R.I.P. Nick

Nick...When we meet, you ordered a Jack N' Coke....and me being the prick I am, I made the largest and stiffest drink ever...you drank it with an evil smile and we've been friends since...I know a lot...
Posted by The Amazing BNUTS on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 02:58:00 PST

EVERYDAY

I know you believe you understand what you think I said but, I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not really what I meant.
Posted by The Amazing BNUTS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST