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Tiff

One weekend a month...MY ASS!!!!!

About Me


I'm a huge smart ass with a 90% sarcasm rate.




There's NOTHING better than laughing so hard it hurts!

I'd rather be disliked for who I am than liked for who I am not.

The good things in life are simple.

The best things in life are free!

Juice Boxes!


You are a Cocktail

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
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Your Hair Should Be Blue
Wild, brilliant, and out of control.
You're a risk taker with an eye to the future. What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?
My trophy husband.

You don't have to understand it!!!
Here's to Pizza Day!

Aunt Tiffy's new little angel
The 16 months that changed my entire life.
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My 27th BiRtHdAy!
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The Phoenix Trip!
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My Interests



Pop Culture, water sports, snow sports, motorcross.

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I'd like to meet:

DO NOT ask me to be your friend if you plan on posting
7 bulletins a day cursing me with bad karma for not
reposting lame crap about what flavor Jolly Rancher I am.

DO NOT ask me to be your friend if you think
we're going to hook up... you're retarded.

AND FINALLY DO NOT, (I REPEAT...DO NOT) ask to be
my friend 6 months after YOU deleted ME for calling you out
on your bullshit of trying to hook up with me and being all
butt hurt because I'm taken!

James Franco

Johnny Moseley

Matthew McConaughey

Dave Navarro

Luke Wilson

Music:


Music Video Codes - MySpace Layouts

Punk & Alternative

Michael, crazy or not... gotta love his music!

Movies:



Television:



Heroes:



My Blog

Fallen...

I didn't know a thing about this Soldier other than his name, rank and home town. Yet, I was trembling as I watched his casket come out of the commerical plane. My eyes welled up with tears as I ...
Posted by Tiff on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

Clumsy Mc Fumbles

I cant stop hitting the damn caps lock key. I burped and blew Cheez-it pieces all over my laptop screen. (Who does shit like that?! Guess I do.) I thought my computer was slow then realized that yo...
Posted by Tiff on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:04:00 PST

Things I learned this weekend...

1.  I can still chug beer. 2. Don't attempt to play baseball while drunk and/or wearing flip flops. 3. Absolut Rasberry over ice is not my favorite drink. 4. Even high dollar tequila stings when ...
Posted by Tiff on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:01:00 PST

GET OUT OF LAME BULLETINS FREE!!

Just proving that I'm cool.  This is an original bulletin of mine, and we're seeing how far it'll go.  By posting this as a blog, we can keep the legacy going much longer than the short life...
Posted by Tiff on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:47:00 PST

To every guy....

I first read this in a bulletin about nice guys.  I found myself not comparing this to guys that I dated or wanted to date, but to the guys that helped me thru my deployment.  Just one more ...
Posted by Tiff on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 10:28:00 PST

Friday night....

What kind of crazy people come up with this stuff? Guess that's what you get from two exhausted girls and a cute baby boy as their mascot on a Friday night. 1. How tall are you barefoot? Tiff: 5'7" S...
Posted by Tiff on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 10:23:00 PST

Daddy's Girl

This whole thing hasn't fully sunk in yet. But seeing this this today helped. I apologize to those that I've been alienating lately with  no explaination. It's been so hard to watch my hero ...
Posted by Tiff on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:50:00 PST

Worth it?

I had no idea how much of a project posting this blog would be, but it's FINALLY done!Feel free to ask questions, and I have about 3000 other pics if you want to see more. Don't ask me if I shot ...
Posted by Tiff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Tattoos!!!

TATTOOS by: SIERRA COLT (see my friends) The top of my right thigh!!! (yes those are my cute skivvies if that helps with the exact location!) The top of my left thigh!!! And my patrioti...
Posted by Tiff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Isn't It Amazing?!

The true agenda of hundreds of skeezy boys has been officially revealed! The moment that I released the breaking news of the year....headline reading..."IN A RELATIONSHIP" I no longer have weirdos an...
Posted by Tiff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST