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Gretchen

Mmmm....Cheese!

About Me

aComedian, Social Worker, Oprah Lover, Procrastinator, Racconteur, Racoon.

My Interests

Comedy, India Pale Ale, puppies, rainbows, ponies, folk art, cheese, travel, the light in a child's eyes as he stares directly at the sun, real maple syrup, documentary films, American Idol.

I'd like to meet:

Karaoke enthusiasts, dirty martini drinkers, 70's porn stars, my real father and most of all, Chrissie , who is my inspiration and the air that I breathe...

Music:

Contestants ..4, ..7, and ..9, season 5, episode 4, American Idol. Rueben Studdard. And, my husband of 13 years, Mr. Tom Petty.

Movies:

Musicals. So what?

Television:

AI, Good Morning America, Dave, Jimmy, Gary Cannon on the Travel Channel-coming soon, Food Network, Arrested Development (sob!), My name is Earl, The Office, 20/20, Entertainment Tonight, Oprah, and Springer, but only the paternity test episodes. If you like to laugh so hard that you soil yourself-and let's face it, who doesn't?, watch one of theses train wrecks. When I can afford to have cable again I will add some new television shows to this list.

Books:

Snooty people read books.

Heroes:

Adam Ryssdall ...
AND Chrissie Puccinelli Saporito who is my REAL inspiration and is the reason why I get out of bed every morning to celebrate life

My Blog

People let me tell you 'bout my best friend.....

"Be your own best friend", my Mom would say as I lay crying on my unicorn bedspread because once again, a neighborhood bully had taunted me with shouts of "nobody likes you, Loser! you have no friends...
Posted by Gretchen on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:53:00 PST

"Hey, Kellie, wanna touch my pickler"?

Kellie Pickler is one of the favored contestants this year on American Idol. She's the foxy blond with the fake tan who had never had a spinach salad, or calamari before she went to California. She's ...
Posted by Gretchen on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:02:00 PST